Y2.01K
After our recent discussion of decimal/hexadecimal confusion at the turn of 2010, alphadogg writes in with a Network World survey of wider problems caused by the date change. "A decade after the Y2K crisis, date changes still pose technology problems, making some security software upgrades difficult and locking millions of bank ATM users out of their accounts. Chips used in bank cards to identify account numbers could not read the year 2010 properly, making it impossible for ATMs and point of sale machines in Germany to read debit cards of 30 million people since New Year's Day, according to published reports. The workaround is to reprogram the machines so the chips don't have to deal with the number. In Australia, point-of-sales machines skipped ahead to 2016 rather than 2010 at midnight Dec. 31, rendering them unusable by retailers, some of whom reported thousands of dollars in lost sales. Meanwhile Symantec's network-access control software that is supposed to check whether spam and virus definitions have been updated recently enough fails because of this 2010 problem."
Wait until Dec. 31, 9999. Watch as people panic about there being 5 digits in the year and how programs were only written to accommodate 4 digit years for the past 8000 years!
They are going to have thaw out a lot of old cobol programmers.
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this is affecting me and the other 3 guys on the planet with a Windows Mobile phone, too. :(
Geez! Intel introduced MMX Technology to take care of this problem in 1996! Get with the times!
At the Bank of Germany, we're not happy until you're not happy.
Down with the career politician! SUPPORT TERM LIMITS
Hmmm so the 9/11 hijackers were Y2K bugs then? We better keep an eye out for more aircraft bugs on Sept 11 2011 .... holy shit there is an 11 in 2011 AND 9/11! ZOMG!
Ah nothing like a 9/11 joke to brighten my day
// MD_Update(&m,buf,j);
Because everybody forgot about Y2K on Jan 1 2000. Planes didn't fall from the sky, remember (well not immediately, anyway).
Yes. I anticipated this. I now store all my dates much like the Unix epoch, except I store it in a 1 gigabit integer field (f*ck 64-bit integers) that counts the number of seconds since midnight January 1st, 50,000,000,000^1024 years ago.
We should be safe from now until the universe collapses, Jesus comes back, Allah blows us all up, or the Great Green Arkleseizure wipes his nose.
Oh--and you do have that new holographic storage tech in your laptop, right? You'll need a few exobytes just to store the timestamps on all your files...
There's no place like
At least the situation is too embarrassing to file a bug report
// MD_Update(&m,buf,j);
[..] I manually the hardware clock [..]
Did you accidentally the whole clock?
Move Sig. For great justice.
True.
We should start freezing them now, just to be sure.
"I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
They are going to have thaw out a lot of old cobol programmers.
I, for one, welcome the Lords of Cobol.
/All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
[Fuck Beta]
o0t!