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400 Years Ago, Galileo Discovered Four Jovian Moons

krswan writes "OK, the moons themselves are much older, but on January 7, 1610 Galileo first observed '4 fixed stars' surrounding Jupiter. Observations of their changing positions led Galileo to postulate they were really moons orbiting Jupiter, which became further evidence against Aristotelian Cosmology, which led to problems with the Roman Catholic Church, etc... Jupiter will be low in the southwest (in the Northern Hemisphere) after sunset this evening — nothing else around it is as bright, so you can't miss it. Celebrate by pointing binoculars or a telescope at Jupiter and checking out the moons for yourself."

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  1. Let's just get this out of the way, shall we? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Funny

    Galileo!

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    1. Re:Let's just get this out of the way, shall we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Figaro!

    2. Re:Let's just get this out of the way, shall we? by grcumb · · Score: 5, Funny

      Galileo!

      MOON 1 [sings]:
      I'm just a small moon
      Nobody sees me

      MOONS 2,3,4:
      He's just a small moon
      Smaller than Ganymede

      GALILEO:
      But wait! What? OH!
      I think I've found Io!

      MOONS 2,3,4:
      He thinks he's found Io!

      GALILEO:
      I think I've found Io!

      MOON 2:
      GALILEO!

      MOON 3:
      GALILEO!

      GALILEO:
      FIGARO!

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    3. Re:Let's just get this out of the way, shall we? by TeknoHog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Magnifico!

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    4. Re:Let's just get this out of the way, shall we? by grcumb · · Score: 5, Funny

      MOON 3:
      GALILEO!

      Score:1 Offtopic

      Wow, I guess someone forgot to change someone's litterbox today.

      I'll have you know that this is a musico-historical recreation of the moment of discovery of the fourth of the Galilean moons, encapsulated in a parody of a song depicting the senseless persecution of an innocent man.

      My creation is also a bitter, post-modernist exploration of themes of alone-ness and alienation expressed as bodies adrift in the outer reaches of space, a veritable cri de coeur about the importance of attention to one's self-esteem and ultimate sense of being. It's a semiotical exploration of the most fundamental aspects of the human condition!

      Offtopic, my keister! It's practically dripping with topicity!

      (I knew that Arts degree would come in handy some day.)

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  2. Well! by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Talk about a late slashdot story

  3. haha by digitalsushi · · Score: 4, Funny

    "By Jove, another moon!"

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  4. Re:I missed something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd ask you to turn in your geek card on the way out the door but I'm afraid you wouldn't be able to find it in your wallet with that level of reading comprehension.

  5. So the Catholic Church said to Galileo by Megahard · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's no moon!

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  6. Re:I missed something by RichardJenkins · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dude, they used a different calendar 1 year ago.

  7. Re:No, I won't by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jupiter will be low in the southwest (in the Northern Hemisphere) after sunset this evening — nothing else around it is as bright, so you can't miss it.

    I can miss it, because I'm living in the middle of a snow storm. Insensitive clod, etc.

    You live on Titan?

  8. Don't worry... by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Talk about a late slashdot story

    Don't worry. It'll be duped in 100 years.

  9. 400 Years Ago, Galileo Discovered Four Jovian Moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And the G-Spot.