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Full Body Scanners Violate Child Porn Laws

gandhi_2 writes "The Guardian has a story about an ongoing legal battle over the use of full body scanners in the UK. The Protection of Children Act 1978, includes provisions in which it is illegal to create an indecent image or a 'pseudo-image' of a child... which a full body scanner does."

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  1. coming to a airport near you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pedobear TSA edition!

  2. Neat. by Moderator · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Think of the Children" meets "Fighting Terrorism." Which one wins? News at 11.

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    1. Re:Neat. by tverbeek · · Score: 3, Funny

      "It's not like they only try to blow up 'Adults only' planes."

      There are "Adults only" planes? I'm asking my travel agent to book those!

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  3. Unstoppable force, immovable object by SoVeryTired · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two ridiculous hot-button topics with opposing aims.
    Wow, this is kind of like when the unstoppble force meets the immovable object.

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    1. Re:Unstoppable force, immovable object by Ken+Broadfoot · · Score: 3, Funny

      It is amazing what is going on. I personally don't care myself, If I get scanned or patted down. But I can imaging a a few folks who might. Pre-Op Transexuals for one.

      I bet we catch more of those preops than terrorists with this new technology.

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    2. Re:Unstoppable force, immovable object by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey! I insist in patting down! Seriously, if I didn't fly I wouldn't have any sex life, so please, you can't take that away from me!

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  4. Think of the children by xs650 · · Score: 4, Funny

    As much as I don't care for the losers working airport security, I'm more concerned about the trauma they will go through looking at average airline passengers sans clothing all day long.

  5. Now will somebody... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    please think of the adults!

  6. Re:Ridiculous law by Narpak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Security debates don't fuel anything to do with think.

    Unless you count Doublethink.

  7. Re:Ridiculous law by iamacat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Child porn laws need to differentiate between images of voluntarily nude children in the bathtub and children forced to show their privates to strangers so that they can fly to visit grandma.

  8. It's the only logical solution. by HamSammy · · Score: 5, Funny

    We'll have to put kids in opaque balls and cast them out to sea so that nobody can look at them or touch them or think about them. It's the only way.

    1. Re:It's the only logical solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hehehe, you said balls!

  9. If you think if the children, the terrorists win by mdmkolbe · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you think if the children, the terrorists win. Wait. No. If you don't think of the children, the terrorists win. Ahhh...my moral outrage is so confused right now.

  10. Re:Solution: exempt children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Children are small. We can transport them with a series of high speed air powered tubes. Problem solved.

  11. Fear of pedos vs. fear of terrorists by istartedi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fear of pedos vs. fear of terrorists.

    The cage match we've all been waiting for.

    Anyone taking bets?

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  12. Re:Ridiculous law by MrMista_B · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bestiality is illegal. Let's outlaw all images of naked animals; the logic is the same, unfortunately.

  13. Re:Ridiculous law by linhares · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bestiality is illegal.

    Not here in Brazil, bitches. You will have to pry Mumu from my cold dead hands

  14. Re:Government by NecroPuppy · · Score: 4, Funny

    No sister, no daughter, and if you think my mom is hot, then there's something -really- wrong with you.

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  15. From TFA by linhares · · Score: 3, Funny
    "A Department for Transport spokesman said: "We understand the concerns expressed about privacy in relation to the deployment of body scanners. It is vital staff are properly trained and we are developing a code of practice to ensure these god damn hot tiny titties and asses are properly taken into account. Existing safeguards also mean those operating scanners are separated from the device, so unable to be seen ejaculating to the person to whom the image relates, and that these images are immediately sold to tabloids.""

    Note. This quote may have been altered for your safety.

  16. Re:False Dichotomy by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 4, Funny

    I propose we invoke the law of the school yard which clearly states that if they're going to see ours they're going to have to show us theirs. That should put an end to that.

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  17. Easy solution... by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Funny

    Get the Queen to run the scanners. She is above the law (or ta least can pardon herself from anything)

  18. Re:Government by unapersson · · Score: 4, Funny

    No sister, no daughter, and if you think my mom is hot, then there's something -really- wrong with you.

    He said wife, not mom. You have issues ;-)

  19. Re:Government by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Funny

    One thing is certain though - given the survival of the recent bomber, bombers should now think twice before hesitate stuffing explosives into their crotch area

    Should, maybe, but won't.

    If they weren't blazing idiots in the first place, they would be hesitating before stuffing explosives next to their balls BEFORE someone lit his own on fire.

    I mean come on... Jihad is Jihad, but these are the twins we're talking about.