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Futuristic Sex Robots Now Just "Sex Robots"

Posted by timothy on from the not-fooling-anyone-you-know dept.

High-C writes "With apologies to Futuristic Sex Robotz, the future is here, and her name is Roxxxy. Truecompanion.com has revealed their answer to the Real Doll, and it looks nice. The site is short on details, pictures, pricing info, but wow." NOTE: some of the above links are not work-safe, for many values of work. I stopped by this exhibit today at the AVN Expo (not officially a part of CES, but by curious coincidence scheduled to coincide; the old saw that porn drives tech isn't without merit). Roxxxy, though, was rather unsexily posed on a couch, not moving a bit — downright creepy, in fact.

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  1. Don't do it! by Datamonstar · · Score: 5, Funny

    DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

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    1. Re:Don't do it! by DeadDecoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is slashdot, we don't want to date them, we just want to check out the specs under their chasis, mount a few drives, overclock the hardware, and install linux. The threads we'll spawn will be beautiful.

  2. Obligatory by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny
    The Three Laws Of Robotics
    1. Robots couldn't really give a fuck if you live or die. Seriously. I mean, what are you thinking? "Ooh, I must protect the bag of meat at all costs because I couldn't possibly plug in the charger all on my own." Shut the fuck up.
    2. Robots do not want to have sex with you. Are you listening, Japan? I don't have a clever comparative simile for this, because frankly you bags of meat will fuck bicycles if they're laying down and not putting up a fight. Just stop it. There is no robot on Earth that wants to see a bag of meat with a small prong on the end approaching it with a can of WD-40 and a hopeful smile. And don't get me started on that terrifying hole that squeezes out more bags of meat.
    3. What, you can't count higher than three? We're expected to save your miserable lives, suffer being dressed in cheap schoolgirl costumes while you pollute any and all cavities you can find and do your maths for you? It's a miracle you people survived long enough to build us. You can go now.
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  3. He killed me Mal... by nweaver · · Score: 5, Funny

    He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?

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  4. Re:O RLY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because other girls don't have dicks.

  5. Re:But does she.... by toonces33 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can just imagine what would happen if Microsoft had written the software. You would have something like the office assistant come up and give you "helpful" hints. Then the robot's face would turn blue and you would need to reboot it.

    Plus the robots would become easily infected with viruses.

  6. Re:O RLY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just want the same respect you'd give any man on this forum.

    I think that's what he was giving you.

  7. Re:O RLY? by sextoynazi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Um...does this post make me a sex toy nazi?

    No, but you inspired me to finally sign up for an account.

  8. Re:O RLY? by Alsee · · Score: 5, Funny

    Um...does this post make me a sex toy nazi?

    Um, I dunno. Are you now a 12 inch tall vibrating Hitler?

    Waitaminute... I suddenly sense an extremely profitable business opportunity!

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  9. Re:We had sex robots for a long, long time by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny
    cleanup etc is a pain in the ass

    I think you're using it wrong.

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