Gallery of Past Tech (and Other) Advertising
theodp writes "The Vintage Ad Browser takes you back to the days when Google conjured up images of Barney Google (1948). When the hip music player was a Walkman (1982). When Osborne meant state-of-the-art in computing (1982). When Big Picture TV meant 12" (1948). When compact camera referred to a Pocket Instamatic (1972). And when wireless meant getting phone calls 300 feet from the house (1982)."
I have a personal favorite for an ad that makes no sense today and has to make you wondering what the people back then were thinking. I give you.... The Ode to Why.
Slashdot is giving an image-heavy site a fighting chance by posting another story 2 minutes earlier... but will it be enough to survive the slashdot effect?
I've only skimmed the summary, but this is obviously just a bunch of ads. I only want to read about geeky products that don't cost anything!!!!1
"I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)
Oh wait, no they didn't!
...and things have gone downhill from there too.
How useless. I went to the site, found an ad that seemed interesting and clicked on it. Nothing. No, I couldn't zoom in to be able to read the text. The only link is to ebay so I can buy it from the site owner. This is just one big stupid catalog of ebay sales.
I am just about to put up some stuff on ebay to sell - I must remember to post the "story" here.
lifehacker: Vintage Ad Browser Provides Classic, Cheesy Marketing Images
"Next to my software, nothing's more user friendly than the Wall Street Journal." Undated, but obviously pre-Vista. :-)
And when Windows 95 was top of the line.
Enron was thinking "I hope this makes people buy our stock!"
From what I remember a lot of the ads from the dot-com bubble era would leave you scratching your head wondering what the company was selling, I guess its obvious now, soon to be worthless stock.
http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/photography-ads-1970s#adcwexrmsrah0z8r
A lot of text in ads back then! Try publishing something like that these days and you'd get a response of "TL;DR".
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Well, at least some things never change.
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Remember when the 'Slashdot' mean 'News for Nerds. Stuff that Matters.'? Ah, those were the good ol' days.
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Check out this advertisement and order your own amazing Intel 8080 powered "Interact" machine for your home.
http://picasaweb.google.com/eric.hawthorne/Ad#5425016782063717746
Where are we going and why are we in a handbasket?
And when wireless meant getting phone calls 300 feet from the house (1982). If you go back a little farther wireless was any radio. Think Marconi, 1920s. Got the nickname from being a "wireless" telegraph system.
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The car industry is finally catching up to where it was in 1917. XD
"Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
After 1980, the amount of text plummets considerably. Even the wordy ones typically only have half a column of text. I wonder what caused this shift.
I bought an Osborne 1 when they first came out... what an amazing deal! To quote Wiki, the bundled software "... had a retail value of more than US$2000." Both WordStar and SuperCalc were excellent applications... The screen refresh was amazingly fast for its time, since it was memory-mapped.
The small screen sucked, but you could buy a Mondapt to use a larger monitor, though you still had to scroll horizontally to see a full 80-character row on the 52 column display. The keyboard sucked... but I hacked a replacement out of a high-quality keyboard I picked up for $20 at Rad-Tronics (which gave me a much better keyboard than I could get with my 128K Mac, which caused me to develop RMS.) After buying a $1,200 dollar 40cps TEC daisywheel printer I was in the word processing business, and produced a number of graduate theses and dissertations with that system...
And the thesis editor at Cornell loved the quality of the product...
I affixed a slogan to my Osborne 1: "Ideolatry is the bane of perception".
Ah, kids these days... just don't appreciate what can be done with a 4MHz Z80 and 64KB RAM! GET OFF MY LAWN!
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I remember those wireless phones? We had an AT&T model back in 1984. It was on a frequency of 149mHz and it had a MUCH longer range than a mere 300 feet. Dad forgot he had it in his back pocket -he was wearing loose shorts with BIG pockets-while working in the garden and drove over to the local firehouse for a beer. (It was 84', you could do things like that back then. LOL! The vending machines had Budweiser.)
Anyway, he was chatting when the phone rang and he answered it. Blah-blah, blah-blah, hung up. Everyone in the place was like, "What is THAT?!", and Dad's showing it off, explaining he forgot it was in his pocket.
The thing is, the firehouse was about a mile away, probably 3/4 of a mile as the crow flies, and had houses and trees in the way. So yeah, it got a LOT farther than 300 feet.
Oh yes, on a side note, a friend of my father, Mr. Kluge, the old high school shop teacher, gave me an ancient HAM radio receiver to play with. It was heavy, it shocked the crap out of you if you touched the corners, and it was fascinating to play with. I set it up in the basement and hooked the antenna leads to the water pipes.
And proceeded to listen to all the drug deals, stock trades and mafia business being conducted from the beach houses in the Hamptons. Seems they all had wireless phones too, and as in the manner of all people who use technology they don't understand, they had NO idea they were being eavesdropped upon.
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Was Why? the question that destroyed a computer in Star Trek? (Possibly The Prisoner ) Anyways no wonder Enron failed.
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The Prisoner (ep. "The General").
Not among them is an ad for Univac which Grace Hopper told a story about. When the photo for the ad was to be taken, two guys in lab coats were brought in, the women who ran the machine were ushered out, and the photo taken with the two stand-ins. Went looking, but couldn't find it.
What I did find was something even more galling. The original ENIAC programming crew was six women. After its introduction the engineers, managers and even sales people (all men) became well known. The programmers were ignored. 40 years later Kathy Kleiman, a programmer herself who had been learning about the ENIAC team, was told that the women appearing in the photos were 'refrigerator ladies', models hired to stand in front of the machines. Having interviewed the ENIAC programmers still alive, she knew them to be women on the team. She and the remaining ENIAC prorasmmer4s are trying to raise money to produce a documentary on the subject: http://eniacprogrammers.org/
"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B