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  1. Ah, Osborne 1 memories! on Gallery of Past Tech (and Other) Advertising · · Score: 1

    I bought an Osborne 1 when they first came out... what an amazing deal! To quote Wiki, the bundled software "... had a retail value of more than US$2000." Both WordStar and SuperCalc were excellent applications... The screen refresh was amazingly fast for its time, since it was memory-mapped.

    The small screen sucked, but you could buy a Mondapt to use a larger monitor, though you still had to scroll horizontally to see a full 80-character row on the 52 column display. The keyboard sucked... but I hacked a replacement out of a high-quality keyboard I picked up for $20 at Rad-Tronics (which gave me a much better keyboard than I could get with my 128K Mac, which caused me to develop RMS.) After buying a $1,200 dollar 40cps TEC daisywheel printer I was in the word processing business, and produced a number of graduate theses and dissertations with that system...

    And the thesis editor at Cornell loved the quality of the product...

    I affixed a slogan to my Osborne 1: "Ideolatry is the bane of perception".

    Ah, kids these days... just don't appreciate what can be done with a 4MHz Z80 and 64KB RAM! GET OFF MY LAWN!

  2. Re:This kind of hype was exactly the problem on The Long Shadow of Y2K · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm reminded of Nassim Taleb's alternative-universe story about unsung (or worse, derided) heroes in The Black Swan: A congressperson pushes through legislation mandating reinforced aircraft cockpit doors in 1998: as a consequence, 9/11 never happens, because would-be hijackers know they're not going to be able to break down the cockpit door.

    The congressperson loses the next election because, hell, hundreds of millions of dollars were thrown away on a non-existent problem!

  3. Re:Tell it to the plastic clown on Uniforms For the Help Desk? · · Score: 1

    Q: "What do you think a tie actually is?"

    A: "A serpent-like symbol of evil worn by humales."

  4. Headline News Alert! FLASH! on $300 Sci-Fi YouTube Video Lands $30m Movie Deal · · Score: 0, Troll

    Aliens, annoyed by movies portraying them as dumsheets obsessed with Blowing Sheet Up, blanket earth with pathogens.

    More at 11!

  5. Plan? Plan? What plan? on MySpace-Imeem Deal Leaves Indie Artists Unpaid · · Score: 1

    Here's an email I sent to my bro back in March:

    I've been trying to decipher the SNOCAP contract... ... it's pretty abysmal in quality:

    "All The Other Things A Contract Need To Have.

    Modification: we reserve the right to change all or part of this Agreement. Notice of any such changes will be provided through the Enabling Interface or in the manner detailed in Paragraph 7(h). It is your responsibility to check the Enabling Interface for any notices of modifications to this Agreement. If you do not consent to any such proposed changes your sole recourse will be to terminate this Agreement by written notice to us, and your failure to do so within ten (10) days of the date of any such change notice in the Enabling Interface will constitute your acceptance of such changes."

    Of course the paragraphs aren't numbered, so what the hell is Paragraph 7(h)? They aren't obligated to notify you of contract changes via email: you're supposed to check "the Enabling Interface" to make sure nothing's changed, like something on the order of "All Your Digital Masters Are Belong To Us!", and failure to terminate the agreement which ten (10!) days of "notice" will "constitute your acceptance of such changes." NB: they require "written notice", which I don't think includes email.

    Equally baffling, their application form requests either 1) a credit card or 2) the last 4 digits of your SSN along with an Experian credit check to "verify" your identity. How the hell can they make payments without a FULL SSN or TID? ???

    I think this is an organization sadly lacking in competent legal advice...

  6. Re:you have that backwards on Poorer Children More Likely To Get Antipsychotics · · Score: 1

    The jurors wrongly believe that an innocent-by-insanity decision puts a dangerous person back on the street the moment he temporarily starts taking pills...

    ... when in fact insanity acquittees are usually hospitalized for periods longer than the prison sentence for the offense.

    Jurors are not informed of the consequences of a finding of insanity, since they're supposed to be concerned only with deciding the facts of the case at hand.

  7. I ATE THEM! on Verizon Changes FiOS AUP, -1, Offtopic · · Score: 1

    THERE ARE THINGS MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW! HERE ARE A FEW!

    "So did you hear the story about Gregg and Tolos? Anyway Tolos ... he's this Rottweiler, you see ..."
    [details omitted]

    "Alone at home, Gregg's excitement grew and grew... he grasped the cord and thrust the plug home! Soon he would be plugged IN... consequences be damned! As the drool of long-suppressed anticipation of THE FORBIDDEN ACT dripped from his lips, the electric shock from the amplifier chassis coursed through his brain like a million electric eels, annihilating the very substance of his grey matter, and even so he REACHED FOR THE GUITAR to COMMIT THE ULTIMATE SIN ... "
    [In compliance with the Federal Communication Commissions' Good Neighbor Noise Reducation Ordinance of 1993, the remainder of this passage has been squelched.]

    "And so there was the master tape for 'Back From Samoa', but there no longer, so where was it? Maybe I a..."
    [transmission broken]

  8. Re:Snow Crash? on Has Sci-Fi Run Out of Steam? · · Score: 1

    And to boot Gibson offers a scene involving an interactive, immersive cyber-reality in Count Zero (1986, nominated for both the Hugo and Nebula awards) six years before Snow Crash was published (1992).

    Snow Crash is amusing but has some amazingly stupid bits in it. Scenarios in Gibson's books maintain some relationship to plausible realities...

  9. Re:9mm? on The Jet Fighter Laser Cannon · · Score: 1

    Huh, but the .454 Casull is endorsed by Alucard.

  10. Welcome to the latest instalment... on Copyright Time Bomb Set To Go Off · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... of Lola vs. Powerman and The Money-Go-Round!

  11. Re:Quality of life on The US's Reverse Brain Drain · · Score: 1

    Peter Leeson makes the argument that Somalis are Better Off Stateless, and it's an interesting argument. Life under "Scientific Socialism" was not a salutary experience for Somalians. The Islamic Courts Union and its successors seem to be intent on establishing an Islamic state, so it's not as if all the violence in Somalia is the result of "statelessness"--a lot of the conflict arises precisely from those who wish to establish a powerful, unified government.

    On the other hand, suh, when you impugn fans of the great Lynyrd Sknyrd by likening them to fools who think any government is better than no government, you negligently insult a broad mass of the populace. Just a month ago I myself was at an Angry Samoans show shouting "FREE BIRD!" and maintaining to those around me that if only they would hold their lighters aloft and shout "FREE BIRD!" for 30 minutes, the Samoans would surely come out for an encore!

  12. Re:Correction. on Brian Eno Releases Second iPhone App · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm not really a rabid Eno fan... but 801 was an amazing band.

    (Please excuse me for posting on this ridiculous thread!)

  13. The Regulation in point: on Mozilla Firefox Not In Violation of US Export Rules · · Score: 3, Informative

    Section 740.13 (e) "(6) "Knowledge" of a prohibited export or reexport. Posting of source code or corresponding object code on the Internet (e.g., FTP or World Wide Web site) where it may be downloaded by anyone would not establish "knowledge" of a prohibited export or reexport. See Section 740.13(e)(4) of the EAR for prohibited knowing exports to Cuba, Iran, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Sudan and Syria. In addition, such posting would not trigger "red flags" necessitating the affirmative duty to inquire under the "Know Your Customer" guidance provided in Supplement No. 3 to part 732 of the EAR."

    Just to establish that this is really... not news. Just PR, move along folks, nothing to see here.

  14. Mozilla General Counsel considered clueless? on Mozilla Firefox Not In Violation of US Export Rules · · Score: 5, Informative

    Ho-hum. Unrestricted export of open-source products incorporating encryption from the US has been legal for quite a while. All you have to do is file an application with the Feds under the Export Regs Section 740.13 "TECHNOLOGY AND SOFTWARE -- UNRESTRICTED (TSU)" before you make the source and binaries available, and you don't have to screen downloads or worry if the Officially Designated Bad Guys download your code: your ass is covered.

    This war was won a loooong time ago by Philip Zimmermann when the Feds wanted to crush him for releasing PGP. All props go to Phil!

  15. Re:As an Australian: OMG! on Church of Scientology Proposes Net Censorship In Australia · · Score: 1

    And Xenu spelled backwards is...

    Dammit, I smell a conspiracy!

  16. Right on, brother! on Former Intel CEO Andy Grove Wants Struggling Industries To Stop Slacking · · Score: 1

    ... and can anybody on /. point me towards somebody who can hook me up with some Substance D, or maybe some Chew-Z?

    I heard that shit's OUTTASIGHT!

  17. Re:Summary doesn't make it clear... on Arizona Judge Tells Sheriff "Reveal Password Or Face Contempt" · · Score: 1

    I've totaled up at least $20million in settlements the county's had to pay out.

    But... but... according to the laudatory blurb for Sheriff Joe's book Joe's Law: America's Toughest Sheriff Takes on Illegal Immigration, Drugs and Everything Else That Threatens America , the taxpayers are saving money: "By eliminating all comforts for his inmates, he has managed to shave $500,000 annually from the cost of keeping prisoners."

    I mean... I mean... what's a few million a year in net expense due to lawsuits, compared with the vicarious thrill of humiliating them... the lawless tide of miscreants who defy society's mandates by excessive speeding, possessing marijuana, having the poor judgment to get arrested without the withal to make bail, etc., etc. For this small investment, Maricopa County enjoys the best Security Theater in the known world, with 5 publicists to assist the indomitable Sheriff Joe in his crusade against "Everything That Threatens America"!

    And where will sociopaths in Maricopa County find legal, fulfilling employment if they can't get a job with the Sheriff's Department? Did you think about that? Huh?

  18. Re:this is why: on Philips Develops Roadside Drug-Testing Device · · Score: 1
    Sheesh... the lady was "impaired by marijuana?" Hell, she was impaired by a .19 BAC! Weaving all over the road, trying to pass on the right margin, tailgating... f'ed up aggressive, wantonly incompetent, assholic alcoholic behavior.

    Using a cellphone while driving, or even worse, texting, is provably as dangerous as illegal concentrations of alcohol. Funny how the NHTSA had to squelch reports on the cellphone hazard because it would have been politically unpopular; somehow the "safety" crusaders don't want to be faced with the facts, and be pressured into denying federal highway funding to states that don't outlaw such dangerous behavior. (It's illegal in NY to use a handheld cellphone while driving... but you see them on the road all the time. The penalty for voluntary impairment equivalent to a DWI is... a $100 fine.)

    Also note that while marijuana slightly impairs driving performance, users compensate for their impairment (unlike alcohol): driving more slowly, following at a longer distance, making fewer passes, etc. There are no reliable correlations yet between blood levels of THC and impairment (it took a long time to develop sound correlations for alcohol).

  19. Good for a chuckle: Galambosianism! on We Were Smarter About Copyright Law 100 Years Ago · · Score: 5, Funny
    Decades ago, when reading Jerome Tuccile's "It Usually Begins with Ayn Rand," I thought that Galambosianism--founded on the principle that rights in ideas should be private property in perpetuity, and subject to royalties for all uses--was just another of Tuccile's hilarious inventions.

    No, the reason you never heard of the all-too-real Andrew Galambos' absolutarian IP concepts is because he had his lecture attendees sign an NDA! Would Galambos compromise his principles by giving away his startling revelations or permitting the great unwashed unrecompensed access to his revolutionary concepts? NAY!

  20. Re:Then explain this on LoTR Lawsuit Threatens Hobbit Production · · Score: 2, Informative

    From Wikipedia: "Tolkien never expected his stories to become popular, but by sheer accident a book he had written some years before for his own children, called The Hobbit, came in 1936 to the attention of Susan Dagnall, an employee of the London publishing firm George Allen & Unwin, who persuaded him to submit it for publication." So: no heirs: no hobbits: no precious for Time Warner to covet.

  21. Re:It's the tools stupid on HTML 5 Takes Aim At Flash and Silverlight · · Score: 1
    Apple has a powerful motivation to replace Flash: Flash on the Macintosh is an abomination which can't display videos properly on the latest hardware while soaking up 70% of the CPU, while on Windows it runs just fine on 400MHz machines. And with the release of Flash 10... performance got worse!

    Google "Macintosh Flash Performance", or just view this thread on Adobe's web site: Flash Player: Poor performance on Mac OS X: "The bug in our internal review is titled: 'Mac OS video decoding is ~5 times more CPU intensive than Windows' ".