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What SciFi Should Get the Reboot Treatment Next?
Not long ago Wired ran their own list of which SciFi (not SyFy!) shows were in need of another go 'round in this era of the reboot. Well, it looks like many fans had their own opinions resulting in another list of reboots including everything from Firefly (please?) to The Outer Limits. Which SciFi stories could use the breath of life, and which ones might actually succeed it getting it?
Oh wait. That'd be Heros.
Princess Ardala, Col. Wilma Deering, and little robots that want to be your best friend.
What more could any nerd boy want?
Get off my launchpad!
Futurama. Think about Futurama reimagined in a younger, edgier style.
Fry: Chill, Hube. I'm like translating as fast as I can.
Leela: I'm so sick of being treated like some kind of object to be worshipped. I'm a real person with real feelings.
Young Zoidberg: You know, I don't think Mitchell likes me any more.
Leela: I'm pregnant.
[Everyone]: No.
With apologies to Stargate.
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maybe anchor it with a hip contemporary comedian?
i'm sure it would make lots of money
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Vila: "Where are all the good guys?" Blake: "You may be looking at them." Avon: "What a depressing thought." And the best ending a show could ask for!
I've said it before, but I'll say it again -- the darker re-imagined ALF would be a blockbuster (I'm seeing this version of ALF as a movie, just to be clear).
We could establish with the big effects piece: the destruction of Melmac. We could shock the audience right away by killing off Lucky. Pretty soon it's a hunted man movie -- this year's District 9 -- and away we go!
We'd do all the big character surprises, too. Willie would be a female, maybe a hard-drinkin' fighter pilot with a bit of the reckless sex streak. The nosy old lady next door could be a transvestite (very edgy). Before the first act is done, ALF is halfway across the country -- a vast break from the original series, I should add -- and has left a trail of broken lives and broken promises behind him. There would the climactic fight. Willie avenging her dead cat. Lots of dialogue -- total ripoff of Kill Bill's climax. And the final blow. ALF is dead.
I scream. You scream. I assume that means we're both acquainted with the problem. We proceed.
On Naboo with JarJar. George Lucas needs to outdo his last Christmas Special.
... no seriously. Slashdot needs to have a reboot with a younger cast. The cast of Slashdot had too little diversity. I'd like to see some more female leading characters... maybe a range of ages and some interesting quirky characters. The whole "Evil Bill" thing got old too. Perhaps we could make a new enemy?
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Nothing was bad about them.. just some morons that didn't get the series.
Matrix was an okay movie, but it really needed Reloaded and Revolution to be a complete story. Each sequel made the whole story better and better, completing it.
It's Slashdot, you're required by law to mention Firefly every time anything sci-fi comes up. Firefly, Firefly, Firefly.
Personally, I'm a huge sci-fi fan, and I don't like Firefly at all. But I can't say that due to Slashdot Law. Oh crap, it's the Slashdot Police...
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Oh and you cannot forget Servelan. She played hot sexy strong in a way I haven't seen yet the only person come close was the visitor leader in V the new series.
Hot damn. Morena Baccarin as Servilan.
Yes.
I'll be in my bunk!
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It *did* have an actual budget. Approximately 2 pence and as much cardboard as they could steal from the local dump per episode, true, but it was still a budget.
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Just think--the graphics in the dream scenes where Alf fillets the family cat would be killer!
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Starwars. Episodes 1, 2 and 3 especially.
Lets let Uwe Boll remake them, should be an improvement.
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Man, you are way off. Firefly was primarily a story about a really cool guy who wore Hawaiian shirts, played with plastic dinosaurs, married a total badass wife, made funny (ding!) informative (ding!) and insightful comments (ding!), and occasionally flew the ship.
It is no wonder that a show without the main character would lose some appeal.
(or for the Americans in the audience, Saved By The Bell: The College Years to Saved By The Bell.)
I do not think you are making your point as compellingly as you believe you are.
Alan Tudyk, is that you?