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Bell Labs Says Networks Can Be 1000 Times More Energy Efficient
judgecorp writes "Bell Labs believes that data networks can be more efficient and has launched a consortium which aims to develop technology that uses only a thousandth of current network energy requirements by 2015. The Green Touch initiative is going to focus in particular on wireless, seeking to reduce wasted energy in signal broadcasts. Cynics might say Alcatel-Lucent is using its research division to distract attention from its troubles — the Financial Times described it as 'a poster child for much that is wrong in the telecoms equipment industry' — but Bell Labs still commands respect and support, and the goal it has set is an interesting one."
You know what else? Those kids these days, they play their music so damn loud. How much power is that using?
If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
I assume they are using Base 10.
Is that number just pulled out of their ass? Is there a base for it?
There's a 93.56% chance that is correct.
Are you using some sort of programmable, logic-controlled toaster? I've never seen one that wasn't electro-mechanical. I highly doubt that your toaster, your clothes dryer, or your washing machine use a single watt when you're not actually running them.
Luddite. MY toaster is web 2.0-enabled, runs ajax, ruby-on-rails, jboss, .NET, updates my twitter feed & facebook status (I'm making toast!) and then pushes an rss feed to my iphone when the toast is ready.
I assume they are using Base 10.
Hey, actually maybe they use base 2. They got the hint from the harddrive marketing guys.
That's what he said.
That is epic. If i had mod points I'd mod you up for having the coolest damn toaster on earth
No, he's a loser. My toaster is in low earth orbit.
Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.