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Man Sues Neighbor For Not Turning Off His Wi-Fi
Scyth3 writes "A man is suing his neighbor for not turning off his cell phone or wireless router. He claims it affects his 'electromagnetic allergies,' and has resorted to being homeless. So, why doesn't he check into a hotel? Because hotels typically have wireless internet for free. I wonder if a tinfoil hat would help his cause?"
And stop eating meat OR veggies -- I can hear the carrots scream!
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Is he crazy? I wanna sue my neighbour for not turning his WiFi back on!
If you aren't suspicious of your government's actions, you aren't doing your job as a responsible citizen.
That can't stop you from suing. Look at Jonathan Lee Riches. This is a guy who sued the Guinness Book of World Records for listing him as the man who's filed the most lawsuits in the history of mankind. ;) He's among others, he's sued Bill Belichick, George W. Bush, Martha Stewart, Jeff Gordon, Michael Vick, Steve Jobs, Perez Hilton, Somali pirates, Britney Spears, Benazir Bhutto, Pervez Musharraf, the Immigration and Naturalization Service, Adolf Hitler's National Socialist Party, the 13 tribes of Israel, Plato, Nostradamus, Che Guevara, James Hoffa, "Various Buddhist Monks", the Lincoln Memorial, the Eiffel Tower, the USS Cole, the book Mein Kampf, the Garden of Eden, the Roman Empire, the Appalachian Trail, Plymouth Rock, the Holy Grail, the dwarf planet Pluto, and the entire Three Mile Island.
Stop it, stop it, it's fine. I will *destroy* you.
Ferrets are widely known to promote blood circulation, asshole. One of the landmark studies compared the orgonocephalic health of a man with a ferret strapped to his head against that of a control subject*, with many interesting results.
* tube sock full of mice
Literalism isn't a form of humor, it's you being irritating.
But he should really watch out for doubles.
It's worth noting that the French, acting on behalf of the Eiffel tower, settled out of court for an undisclosed sum of money.
How is a story of the French surrendering worth noting? :)
Why is it so hard to only have politicians for a few years, then have them go away?
It is suspected that this lawsuit was really a conspiracy just designed to get all named plantiffs one degree of separation away from Kevin Bacon (also named in the suit).
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he only resonates at certain frequencies....
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Is there a term for when you make a joke on /., someone responds by making the joke more obvious, and then they get the funny mod instead of you? Maybe "whooshmodded?"
Anyway, two can play at that game:
?: "Knock knock?"
Frenchman: "Who is there? NEVERMIND WE SURRENDER BECAUSE WE'RE FRENCH AND EAT CHEESE!"
he only resonates at certain frequencies....
No, it seems like a constant high-pitched whine to me...
*Still* negative function...