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India Developing Vehicle To Knock Enemy Satellites

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the start-humming-the-music dept.

Frankie70 writes "Star Wars are back in fashion. With perennial (and nuclear armed) foe Pakistan always teetering on the brink of political collapse and neighboring regional superpower China taking greater strides into space technology, India has announced that it is developing an exo-atmospheric 'kill vehicle' that will knock enemy satellites out of orbit."

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  1. Re:Outsourced by mxh83 · · Score: 0, Troll

    But they will also take your job while they are at it.

  2. Re:Which will be immediately countered.... by mxh83 · · Score: 1, Troll

    But hey, the Indians need stimulus spending thought the purchase of unnecessary military hardware too. After all, look how well it's worked for us in the USA? :)

    Apparently, someone failed their English class.

  3. Wonder if ... by DeadDecoy · · Score: 0, Troll

    this was developed by some disgruntled IT employee.

    Hello, this is Bob your friendly local IT representative, how my I help you?
    Yes, my computer broke after spilling coffee in the cup-holder. Can you fix it?
    * facepalm
    * launches satellite displacement missile
    Ok, just give me a sec... ****CARRIER LOST****

  4. Re:India announces a lot. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 0, Troll

    Five aircraft carriers on the moon would do India a fat lot of good, there's no atmosphere for the planes you dumbass.

    And these dumb idiots are going to put one man on moon along with five aircraft carriers? What a stupid plan.

    --
    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact