A Space Cannon That Might Actually Work
Unequivocal writes "Chalk another one up to Jules Verne. Physicist John Hunter is proposing a space cannon with a new design idea: it's mostly submerged. 'Many engineers have toyed with the [space cannon] concept, but nobody has came up with an actual project that may work. Hunter's idea is simple: Build a cannon near the equator, submerged in the ocean, hooked to a floating rig ... A system like this will cut launch costs from $5,000 per pound to only $250 per pound. It won't launch people into space because of the excessive acceleration, but those guys at the ISS can use it to order pizza and real ice cream.' Though it won't work on people, with launch costs that low, who cares?"
I want to order pizza and ice cream on earth, delivered by cannon.
Same thing.
Life is not for the lazy.
Dear sir,
If we twisted the cable around the earth, and the cable was connected to the moon on the other end, we could tow the moon back here.
Whichever country it landed on would then be the largest country in the world. (Although it would also be squished.)
We could use this technique to explore space cheaply.
I will authorize funding for space exploration only if this method is used.
Regards,
Your Elected Representative
PS - As a side benefit, we can invade the moon.
-- IANAL, this isn't legal advice, and definitely isn't legal advice for you. Also, Squee!