Earthquake Survivors Get Solar Powered Bibles
They may not have the food, water, or medicine they need, but earthquake survivors in Haiti will soon get solar powered bibles. The "Proclaimer" is a solar-powered audible Bible that can broadcast scriptures in Haitian Creole to large groups of people. An Albuquerque-based organization is sending 600 of the bibles in the hopes that they will provide comfort to survivors. Problem solved.
Don't talk about birth control, lest the Catholic church hear. All funding will be revoked from Haiti.
"What is there a tank on the boat? WHY IS THERE A TANK ON THE BOAT?!?" L4D2