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FBI Obtains Phone Records With a Post-it Note

angry tapir writes "The FBI was so cavalier — and telecom companies so eager to help — that a verbal request or even one written on a Post-it note was enough for operators to hand over customer phone records, according to a damning report (PDF) released on Wednesday by the US Department of Justice Office of the Inspector General."

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  1. Oblig. IP jokes. by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Funny

    The "Canary Yellow" color of Post-It Notes is a trademark of 3M. See the legalese at the bottom of that site. Canary? Yellow? Too easy.... let's see some punchlines!

    1. Re:Oblig. IP jokes. by 2.7182 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Look, if the FBI didn't have a good reason, I'm sure they wouldn't have done that. Let's stop trying to hinder their investigations and let them get their jobs done.

    2. Re:Oblig. IP jokes. by joocemann · · Score: 2, Funny

      Look, if the FBI didn't have a good reason, I'm sure they wouldn't have done that. Let's stop trying to hinder their investigations and let them get their jobs done.

      Sometimes a good investigator doesn't really need a reason. This is what hunches are all about. Some of the best investigators come from Notre Dame -- and why not? The place is so ridden with valuable hunch-making environments that a man developed a full out hunchback!

      I've got a *feeling* that said hunchback ought lead our best forces. FBI or CIA head? Why not!

      I'm gonna go with my gut and say I think I ate something sarcastic for lunch and it's not sitting well... eeeggh... brrrff...

    3. Re:Oblig. IP jokes. by glebovitz · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am pretty sure I remember seeing a post-it notes exception clause in the Constitution pertaining to telecom.

    4. Re:Oblig. IP jokes. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let's not confuse this with a bad cop who breaks both of a man's knees to get a confession, then calls it a "hunch".

      That's true, because to be honest, my real hunch was that I'd only have to break one of his knees to get him to say whatever I wanted. I was wrong, I admit it.

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  2. Hey by binarylarry · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if this method would work at a bank?

    I might save some time in the drive thru...

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    1. Re:Hey by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wonder if this method would work at a bank?

      I might save some time in the drive thru...

      Well, it would definitely attract the attention of the FBI anyway...

  3. Re:Democrats, as usual! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, remember, exposing what the FBI is doing is what destroys America. If you don't want the FBI to illegally spy on terrorists -- and of course that's the only people they spy on, even if the report says the opposite -- then you want terrorists to destroy America. Because you love terrorists. And hate America.

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  4. Curse them... by tool462 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Curse Romy and Michelle for inventing something that the government is using to spy on it's own people!

    I say we hang them for treason!

  5. Re:fucZk. by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 2, Funny

    One of the rare times an AC goatse post should actually be considered insightful and informative.

  6. Tried that at a bank once ;-) by syousef · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wrote on a post-it-note "Want $2,000,000" in small unmarked notes. All they did was have me arrested:( Clearly I need to work on my social engineering skills. Maybe next time I won't walk in with my helmet on, so they can see my big friendly smile.

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  7. Credit card statements by rwa2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't really care about my phone records (I never really call anyone anyway). But how hard is it for them to sift through my credit card records looking for dirt?

  8. Yet it is amazing... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... that there are those, even a major cable news network, who want to return to the days of the Bush era. What are they fuckin' thinking? Are they even thinking at all?

  9. Re:Law enforcement thinks they're above the law. by poopdeville · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean like in 1984, where the government was quite explicitly and openly spying on everyone, and sometimes the spook spying on you would speak directly to you if you weren't being a good enough citizen? Yeah that'd be sooo much better.

    This happens already. You've seen those people in black or blue uniforms outside, right? Sometimes they wear tan or brown, if they patrol "highways". Sometimes they go "undercover". Sometimes they walk into ATT's international data routing center and install an entire hidden floor in the building.

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  10. Re:Law enforcement thinks they're above the law. by oakgrove · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whenever I tell someone I actuall do that they always start to wonder what I have to hide

    Do they have curtains covering their windows? What do they have to hide?

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  11. Re:Law enforcement thinks they're above the law. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Steganography. Work out a code to talk to your friends: it's fun! Buy cheap pay-as-you-go phones and throw them away when you've used up the minutes. See how long it takes the FBI to catch on!

  12. Re:"LAW ENFORCEMENT" by goldaryn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Break the law, go to jail!

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