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Litigious Rambus Wins Again

After Rambus's settlement deal with Samsung earlier this week, an anonymous reader writes with this snippet: "Memory technology company Rambus rounded out the week with another legal dispute ending in its favor as it fights to defend its patent portfolio. On Friday [the] US International Trade Commission ruled that graphics chip maker Nvidia infringed upon Rambus patents, according to statements released by the two companies on Friday. Rambus has been filing lawsuits against various technology companies for the past decade, claiming they violate patents held by the memory chip designer."

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  1. Re:Guaranteed to fail by flydpnkrtn · · Score: 3, Funny

    A car analogy! Sweet now I get it

  2. My name is Litigious Rambus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    My name is Litigious Rambus, manufacturer of the SDRAM on the Northbridge, General Counsel for the Federal Circuit, loyal servant to the true emperor, Thomas Lavelle (US). Maker of a murdered spec, keeper of the spoliated evidence. And I will have my settlement, in this life or the next.

    (This is a first pass at it. Feel free to improve.)

  3. Re:A patent troll with a win streak? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Not true unless you destroy the time machines before the police get you for the torture."

    You were supposed to figure out that I took mine with me when I left and destroyed the other one when it arrived and I tortured him to death in it, since I stated that they would need one to find me.

    I'm not sure what made you think you need to explain to me about time when I invented a Time Machine and nobody else could do so. I'm not sure what in your twisted mind made you think you were actually smarter than me.

    "so thanks for that, you human hater."

    Get it straight. tomhudson is the human hater. He denied the entire human race, with the sole exception of me, a Time Machine just because he wanted to violate patents and prove it could be done. He is clearly anti-social, and some might even say pathological to the point where he has Borderline Personality Disorder. Luckily for you I tortuted him to death.

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    Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun