Crazy Firewall Log Activity — What Does It Mean?
arkowitz writes "I happened to have access to five days worth of firewall logs from a US state government agency. I wrote a parser to grab unique IPs out, and sent several million of them to a company called Quova, who gave me back full location info on every 40th one. I then used Green Phosphor's Glasshouse visualization tool to have a look at the count of inbound packets, grouped by country of origin and hour. And it's freaking crazy looking. So I made the video of it and I'm asking the Slashdot community: What the heck is going on?"
Crazy Firewall Log Activity — What Does It Mean?
Maybe it is the Great Firewall of China?
Be very, very careful what you put into that head, because you will never, ever get it out. - Cardinal Wolsey
It's a Denial of Reality attack from Democratic Chinese Youth for Christ protesting Iraqi Bacon Bits embargo.
Go figure. You could probably blame Hillbillary Clinton for refusing to recognize Constitutional Rights. I'm sure the attack will subside when we send Sen. Tedward Kennedy over to give swimming lessons. This international diplomacy thing isn't hard to figure out. We'll just let the Wichita Air Nat'l Guard fire up their Windoze boxes and challenge them to a round of GO.
*Repent!Quit Your Job!Slack Off!The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!
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So I made the video of it and I'm asking the Slashdot community: What the heck is going on?
You badly need a new hobby.
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I'd filter the guy, but looks like he posted half the stories today. Seriously, /. kind of has jumped the shark a while ago, they are seriously in need of some competition. The laziness level is getting astronomical.
I flogged my engorged penis in a manic phase.
My scrotum, hairless and taut, basked in warm rays.
Glistening with sweat, Oh how it did shine.
The helmet of a gladiator from olden time.
Two bronzed eggs, such a glorious sight.
A symbol of manhood and all that is right.
You may choose to snicker or call me a queer.
Make no mistake; I don't take it in the rear
Fuck my ass 'till my ass is filled. ;)
Thrust that cock up to the hilt.
Ours is the house that Shepard built;
all cocks hard and none shall wilt!
Splatter your jizz all over my face.
Rub it on in like grade school paste.
To my ass your cock has laid waste;
Mom still thinks that I am chaste
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An Attempt at a Hardware Executable:
I've notices like kinds of this type of programing in "dead" boot block areas in disks, spirals, grids, pseudo (IDE) worlds.
Got to run, check my nick for more:
http://slashdot.org/~not_hylas(+)/
A friends site:
http://subversionhack.livejournal.com/
~hylas
All you have to do is click once on the green cube at the origin and you have the description of the axes... but as that is not enough, I am going to add a feature with better axis descriptions. Optional of course. :)