Interview With a Convicted 419 Scammer
An anonymous reader writes "Scam awareness website www.scam-detectives.co.uk has published a two part interview with convicted Nigerian 419 scammer, 'John.' 'John' talks about his experiences of scam victims, how he gains their trust and convinces them to part with their money, and how he would go back for another 'bite' after the original scam, posing as a law enforcement official who has apprehended the scammer and recovered the funds ... for a fee, of course."
Are you a convicted criminal in your native country and unable to get a job there? Well, come to the UK, where we'll let in anyone with a sob story on a student visa, not check your background, pay you benefits for as long as you want, then if your sordid past is eventually uncovered after you seemingly inevitably revert to your criminal ways while over here, we'll pay one lot of government employees to try and kick you out while at the same time funding your legal defence to prevent them from doing their jobs.
Oh, would you like some free healthcare while you're here? No problem, all you can eat! Feel free to fly your family in as well - we wouldn't want them missing out. The White Guilt - it burnssss usssss.
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The interviewer got angry at the interviewee and hung up on them. Way to be professional.
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Or it's their stupidity.
The could do what's done here in the US: become corporate executives!
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