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Restaurant Promotes Sex In Its Bathrooms

Posted by samzenpus on from the how-long-you-gonna-be-in-the-bathroom-baby dept.

Whether you want to join with your sweetheart in a perfect union of physical beauty, or just give the cute neighbor a "Brazilian Coffee Filter," Mildred's Temple Kitchen would like you to do it in their bathroom this Valentine's Day weekend. The restaurant's website asks: "Have you given any thought to moving beyond the bedroom? Check out Mildred's Sexy Bathrooms throughout the weekend of Big Love." You get the picture.' Chef and co-owner Donna Dooher says, "We've always had little trysts in our bathrooms. We're taking it to the next level on Valentine's weekend."

16 comments

  1. I'll be in stall 3. by gimmebeer · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...waiting.

    1. Re:I'll be in stall 3. by Azmodan · · Score: 0

      ..wish I had mod points to mod you up :(

    2. Re:I'll be in stall 3. by asdf7890 · · Score: 1

      I'll be in stall 3. ...waiting.

      wish I had mod points to mod you up :(

      As funny or informative?

    3. Re:I'll be in stall 3. by Immostlyharmless · · Score: 1

      You should probably be careful, you might end up with Larry Craig in stall 4.

    4. Re:I'll be in stall 3. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modded informative. Priceless.

  2. Dooher by xerio · · Score: 2, Funny

    The co-owner's last name is Dooher....

  3. not relevant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this really news for nerds?

  4. Knock it off! by FF8Jake · · Score: 1

    I'm trying to shit in here.

  5. Employees Must Wash Hands by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    It kind of takes on a whole other meaning, doesn't it?

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  6. Wait! by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

    Nine comments in and NOBODY has said a word about the model?!?

    What altered reality slashdot am I looking at?!?

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    1. Re:Wait! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Nine comments in and NOBODY has said a word about the model?!?
      > What altered reality slashdot am I looking at?!?

      The one where anyone pays attention to IDLE ?

  7. EEK! IF scents invoke strong memories... by cmdrwhitewolf · · Score: 1

    Why in the world would you want to create a memory relating sex to someone's smelly business in the bathroom?

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  8. Smile... by FrankieBaby1986 · · Score: 1

    You're on candid Camera!

    Seriously, I just get the feeling that someone is trying to enlarge their personal porn collection.

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  9. This is why... by slagish666 · · Score: 1

    ...I love living in Toronto.

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  10. HEY! by denzacar · · Score: 1

    We can hope!

    You insensitive clod!

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  11. Back in My Day by flyneye · · Score: 1

    Back in high school ,when my job was bussing and washing dishes and prepping salad bar, I'd bang the waitresses in the walk-in freezer before shift.
    I even acquired a "specially" prepped cucumber once for the salad bar that way. It was a small town, full of gossips and snoops who looked down on people who worked the low paying service jobs locally.
            This is exactly the reason smart people don't screw with the help and tip big. "All your plate are belong to us". I've seen consequences beyond description and good taste go to those who are less than polite to restaurant help.

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