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  1. As someone from Oklahoma... on Sound As the New Illegal Narcotic? · · Score: -1
    I will say this is pretty much the norm. The place is pretty much overrun with following:
    • meth addicts
    • Pew jumping pentecostal meth addicts
    • Baptist meth addicts
    • Jehova's Witness meth addicts
    • Hippy newage christian rock meth addicts
    • 15yr old pregnant girls sleeping for meth favors
    • Farm fires caused by meth
    • Several Native Americans waving dreamcatchers and staying in $1mo government housing so they can afford meth and fire water

    I remember my mother's church condemning "Magic Eye" books as a subliminal message medium. I lost a lot of cool books that day. :(

  2. Re:News for nerds. on How Do You Handle Your Keys? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's not a useless or inane comment. I visit Slashdot to read tech news, not to read how Joe Blow should deal with a huge chunk of keys. Someone needs to point out that a lot of us don't care about junk articles like this and that they shouldn't even grace the front page. If anything stick it in Idle.

  3. News for nerds. on How Do You Handle Your Keys? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Stuff that matters.

  4. Hello Chinaman... on Hot Sales In China For Wi-Fi Key-Cracking Kits · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    My SSH tunnels, let me show you them.

  5. Re:Steve Jobs is different; he is abusive. on Steve Jobs Hints At Theora Lawsuit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't worry Korey, you'd be hilarious even if an Apple Fanboy didn't donate his liver to Steve Jobs.

  6. Your BBCode... on All of Gopherspace Available For Download · · Score: 1

    you forgot to close it.

  7. Re:Well deserved on Comcast Awarded the Golden Poo Award · · Score: 1

    They are both correct actually. Google it.

  8. Gray much? on Gizmodo Blows Whistle On 4G iPhone Loser · · Score: 1

    PatHMV: Gray?
    Jules: What country are you from?
    PatHMV: What? Gray? Wh - ?
    Jules: "Gray" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in Gray?
    PatHMV: Gray?
    Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
    PatHMV: Yes! Yes!
    Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
    PatHMV: Yes!
    Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
    PatHMV: Gray?
    Jules: Say 'gray' again. Say 'gray' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say 'gray' one more Goddamn time!

  9. Re:Isn't that called an... on Virtualizing Workstations For Common Hardware? · · Score: 1

    Of course, the Russians figured this out before anyone else, Captain.

  10. Re:-1 False Assumption on Red-Light Camera Ticket Revenue and Short Yellows · · Score: 1

    Anyone who has read a drivers' license study book knows that they refer to the speed limit as the maximum speed during optimum driving conditions. You are expected to slow down during bad conditions for safety, not to mention being able to properly control your vehicle to obey the law.

  11. Re:Agism rears its ugly head again on How To Find Bad Programmers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree that not all discrimination is bad; however, the original poster is clearly referring to agism by young programmers as a bad thing, then following up with sweeping statement that all young programmers are worthless right after graduating.

    I am not trying to argue that experience has no worth or that older workers have don't issues getting jobs due to age; however, I am stating that the original poster is spewing as much crap about young programmers as the young programmers he is referring to spew about old programmers.

  12. Re:Agism rears its ugly head again on How To Find Bad Programmers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Agism: Discrimination based on age.

    Opening line on the post referencing agism: "Young programmers always say things like..."

    More: "Once they work for a while, get bitten a few times by their own crappy code, learn a few things, and realize just how worthless they actually were right after they graduated...they change their tune. It never fails."

    Hypocrite much? You sound just as bad as the young programmers you are condemning.

  13. Re:WSJ on Verizon CEO Says "We Will Hunt Heavy Users Down" · · Score: 1

    And damn you Slashdot for not supporting the "o" with the line over the top.

  14. Re:Perhaps... on Xerox Sues Google, Yahoo Over Search Patents · · Score: 1

    Nice, Anonymous Coward submitted the same thing a couple seconds earlier and I get modded redundant. Clearly, my copy is the cleaner one here and not cluttered with excess question marks. I will be taking my copying needs to Google and Yahoo.

  15. Perhaps... on Xerox Sues Google, Yahoo Over Search Patents · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yahoo and Google used a Xerox copier to take a copy of the technology for themselves?

  16. Oh snap... on Next Flash Version Will Support Private Browsing · · Score: 1

    This will also introduce the "alert('omigoshhaxedurflashcookie')" vulnerability.

  17. SHOOT THE RAYDOME on Emmerich Plans Foundation As a 3D Epic · · Score: 1

    Dr. Emmerich designed Metal Gear "Rex", and its only weakness is the raydome. Unless any of you fags are packing stinger missiles, chaff grenades and rations, you'd best be bowing to your new overlord. No I did not read TFA.

  18. Knock it off! on Restaurant Promotes Sex In Its Bathrooms · · Score: 1

    I'm trying to shit in here.

  19. Re:This just in... on France Tells Its Citizens To Abandon IE, Others Disagree · · Score: 1

    How did you know I was doing my taxes?

  20. This just in... on France Tells Its Citizens To Abandon IE, Others Disagree · · Score: 2, Funny

    France, Germany, Russia, and the fucking Queen of England recommend not to use Blender due to it's overly complex interface. Thank you government, for stepping in.

  21. It's sad... on AVG Virus Scanner Removes Critical Windows File · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It seems like AVG has gone massively downhill lately.

  22. I call BS... on Video Games Linked To Child Aggression · · Score: 1

    Seriously, video games have absolutely no eff... MOTHER FUCK I JUST RAN DOWN A 1 SQUARE WIDE HOLE ON MARIO 3.

  23. Best time to shut down servers... on When Does Powering Down Servers Make Sense? · · Score: 1

    Obviously, the best time to shut them down is when they are running a Windows Server OS of any type. Also it saves you money on chairs and sheetrock repair fees.

  24. Obligatory Metal Gear Solid Remark... on Introducing Magnet-Responsive Memory Foam · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Computer : PAL code number two confirmed. Awaiting PAL code number three.

    Snake : Okay, there goes PAL code number two. Next comes PAL number three... warm the key.

    (Snake Inputs the third PAL code.)

    Computer : PAL code number three confirmed. PAL code entry complete. Detonation code activated.

    Snake : No! Why!

    Computer : Ready for launch...

  25. Re:Hmm... on Aqua Teen Art 'Terrorist' Describes His Ordeal · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am saddened, my sarcasm has been lost upon you.
     
    Perhaps I should cover my sarcasm in lights in the shape of ATHF characters.