Bill Gates Knows What You Did Last Summer
theodp writes "Give Bill Gates your 'pictures, videos, documents, e-mail, instant messages, addresses, calendar dates/scheduling information (e.g., birthdays, anniversaries, appointments), voice mail, phone logs, RSS feeds, subscriptions, bookmarks, mail lists, project management features, computing device data, tasks and location data,' and he'll improve your 'quality of life.' That's the promise behind a patent issued Thursday to Bill Gates and his 20 co-inventors for 'Personal Data Mining', which Microsoft notes 'can include a monetization component' that 'could initiate an auction to sell information to the highest bidder.'"
Is not privacy essential to a high quality of life?
Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
Isn't that already called Google, where you give them your email, your pictures, your videos, your calendar, all your documents, all your web searches, and about half of your total web surfing (*cough* analytics *cough* doubleclick *cough)?
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Come on, Bill, what's all this "Ask" crap about? In a Man's World, you just take someone's data, you don't "Ask" like some panty-waist privacy advocate! You think Sergey Brin would "ask" before he takes my data? Hell, no! Sergey will just take it, sell it to the NSA, and then create an Android app that will let me dial in and get it back again -- for a fee.
Seriously, Bill... first combating world hunger, then curing disease, and now ASKing me before you breach my privacy? You're getting soft. Time to turn that Borg implant in your Slashdot avatar over to Sergey, I'm afraid...
This patent did not issue on Thursday. US patents always issue on Tuesdays. This one issued on 2 February.
The USPTO publishes patent applications (18 months after filing) on Thursdays.
Ummm...used Linux? :P
MCSE? No, sir...I don't do Windows. Yes, I am an idealist. What's your point?
You do realize that your grandmother is probably a cyborg, don't you? If she has an artificial hip, knee, pacemaker, or any other device incorporated in her body that aids in its functions, she's a cyborg.
You will be assimilated. You will pay good money to be assimilated!
When I was assimilated in 2006 my existance as I knew it was over. And I'm thankful as hell!
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At the time, I thought it might be a bunch of shills, since the pro-MS / counter-MS posts weren't following the usual pattern. It's entirely normal to see occasional pro-MS posts, but it's not normal to see LOTS of them at once, and it's very very suggestive to see lots of them concurrent with a marketing blitz.
It's also very very suggestive to see the posting rates collapse back to normal concurrent with the end of a marketing blitz.
A better way is to use multiple spellings for your name, and multiple email addresses. Including middle names, using short forms (Mike versus Michael), and slight mispelling* sometimes work for places that do not care.
The easiest method is to add "+company" to your email address, if you use gmail. For instance, if I get spam from myname+microsoft2010_01@gmail.com , I know that Microsoft leaked the email address or Microsoft is spamming me.
*A utility misspelled my name, and has refused to let me change that name because I cannot prove that I am that person. I have just stopped trying, and I still pay the utilities.