Microsoft Finally To Patch 17-Year-Old Bug
eldavojohn writes "Microsoft is due for a very large patch this month, in which five critical holes (that render Windows hijackable by an intruder) are due to be fixed, in addition to twenty other problems. The biggest change addresses a 17-year-old bug dating back to the days of DOS, discovered in January by their BFF Google. The patch should roll out February 9th."
How in the world can a bug exist for 17 years when they've released so many versions of Windows in that time? Hasn't the kernel been revamped three times? (Win98/ME, WinNT/Win2K/WinXP, Vista/7)
I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
Tavis disclosed the ntvdm vulnerability in January, however it was reported to Microsoft on June 12, 2009.
http://lists.grok.org.uk/pipermail/full-disclosure/2010-January/072549.html
It's not a bug in DOS, but a bug in the NT virtual 8086 machine monitor. Since hardly anyone still runs DOS applications, it's not surprising that it took so long for the bug to be discovered. It's a feature that's not often thought about.
Not even close: The 25-Year-Old BSD Bug.
Is this a record(for a bug that's "known about" anyways?
A while ago OpenBSD developer found a 33 year old bug.
It depends on your definition of "known about" I guess.
Let's call it the Cicada bug.
A Cicada has a life-cycle of 17 years.
Now Microsoft is about to squash it.
Isn't it a little disingenuous to say "finally" when the bug was discovered last month?
That it was introduced 17 years ago doesn't mean that Microsoft has been tardy about fixing it...
"We are not the streamlined, small, hyper-efficient kernel I envisioned 15 years ago. Our kernel is huge and bloated. Whenever we add a new feature, it only gets worse." -- Linus Torvalds, September 2009.
"In prison you just have to shut your eyes and take it. Here you have to shut your eyes and give it."
This is excellent news for Digital Research! With these latest patches, DR-DOS can finally run the latest version of Windows without any spurious error messages. This is a great day!
That's really going to screw up their average response time numbers...
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
No wonder BSD is dying.
No, That's Windows 7 by itself. Office is 3GB extra.
The cited DSL fits in 64MB, all things included.
Damn Small Linux is small enough and smart enough to do the following things:
It includes three browsers, document processing, email, spreadsheet, VOIP, and a lot more.
The smallest pendrive I've ever heard of is the 64MB USB 1.0 device I'm holding in my hand right now that I bought my wife more than a decade ago. I paid $79 for it at Fred Meyer, because tech stores wouldn't carry it. Actually, there were 16 and 32MB versions of this, but let's not go there because this was the Windows 95 era.
I am on the record as stating that we've had no productivity increases since the advent of Windows. Let me quote from a wise man:
"Word processing was a solved problem in 1984. By 1987 spreadsheets had all the functions a normal person would ever use. Databases took a little longer, but by 1990 that was sorted. An infant could have been born that day and by now would be almost of age to vote and we've seen no real improvement in productivity since."
64MB is 0.32% of 20GB.
So let me ask you: If the Office team needs 3,000 MB to install their full application set, what can they do with 30MB - 1% of that? Splash? Can they even do that?
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