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Utah Assembly Passes Resolution Denying Climate Change
cowtamer writes "The Utah State Assembly has passed a resolution decrying climate change alarmists and urging '...the United States Environmental Protection Agency to immediately halt its carbon dioxide reduction policies and programs and withdraw its "Endangerment Finding" and related regulations until a full and independent investigation of climate data and global warming science can be substantiated.' Here is the full text of H.J.R 12." The resolution has no force of law. The Guardian article includes juicy tidbits from its original, far more colorful, version.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100217/wl_asia_afp/nkoreapoliticskimfamily_20100217130209
Climate change is gay.
Love,
Utah.
Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
You obviously have no clue about "mormonism." Mormons have not practiced polygamy since the 1800s. Get an education man! http://www.mormon.org/
Utah legislators are idiots. In other news, the sky is blue and grass is green. Now here's Tom with the weather.
FINALLY!!! People actually looking at the true facts (there is no man made global warming!) and saying 'NO!! No to your increased government regulation!! NO to your regulation of the air that leaves my human body!!! NO to idoitic, moronic, liberal, leftists, democrat, regulation of our business, lives and public lands!!!!!
Conservative ways prove that conservative ways work best!!! The MTV way is the WRONG WAY!
Impeach ALL democrats, remove the socialists, 'populists', progressives from the white house and our government!
Less government and less taxes!
Repeal all legislation that has been passed since b.o. was innagurated.
Balance the budget and stop printing money!
New legislation: pi = 3
CITIZENS
Yes, we'd certainly like to hear what one of us has got to say...
Erik, Sven, Sven's dad and Harald struggle out of the Great Hall, carrying their belongings and the Horn Resounding, while the citizen is still speaking most articulately in support of the King. They are ALMOST in a panic.
ERIK
What are you all doing?
CITIZEN AT THE BACK
(cheerfully)
It's all right. It's not happening.
ERIK
(urgently)
The place is sinking!
CITIZEN AT THE BACK
Yes... I thought it was too, but the King's just pointed out that it can't be.
CITIZEN
(still speaking in support of the King) ...and, of course, we mustn't forget King Arnulf's EXCELLENT eye for flower-arranging.
There is a smattering of applause. A few people pull their robes up out of the wet. Erik leaps onto a wall and shouts to the crowd.
ERIK
Save yourselves! Hy-Brasil... is sinking.
There are a lot of knowing smiles amongst the citizens.
CITIZEN FROM MIDDLE
Look, you don't know our safety regulations.
KING ARNULF
It can't happen.
ERIK
But it IS! Look!
KING ARNULF
(ignoring Erik)
The important thing is not to panic.
CITIZENS
Quite... yes... we understand....
KING ARNULF
I've already appointed the Chancellor as Chairman of a committee to find out exactly what IS going on, and meantime I suggest we have a sing-song!
CITIZENS
Good idea!
ANOTHER
Can we do the one that goes "TUM-TI-TUM-TI-TUM-TI-TUM"?
Erik looks around in despair. Meanwhile in another street someone is struggling in the floodwater.
LOKI
I can't swim! I can't swim!
KEITEL
Relax!
LOKI
I'm drowning! Help!
For some values of Mormon, obviously.
Texas doesn't want to put up with all of those Mormons, either.
Spoken like someone who doesn't spend much time with "Mormons".
Disclaimer - I am a "Mormon" living in the great state of Texas.