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Mock Cyber Attack Shows US Unpreparedness

An anonymous reader writes with word that the outcome of the large-scale cyberattack simulation promised a few days ago isn't too rosy. From the Help Net Security article: "During the simulated cyber attack that took place yesterday in Washington and was recorded by CNN, one thing became clear: the US are still not ready to deflect or mitigate such an attack to an extent that would not affect considerably the everyday life of its citizens. The ballroom of the Washington's Mandarin Oriental Hotel was for this event transformed into the White House Situation Room, complete with three video screens displaying maps of the country, simulated updates and broadcasts by 'GNN,' an imaginary television network 'covering' the crisis."

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  1. hmm by Pojut · · Score: 4, Funny

    simulated updates and broadcasts by 'GNN,' an imaginary television network 'covering' the crisis.

    Gotham News Network?

    1. Re:hmm by e2d2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Galaxy News Network, with Three Dog HOOOOWWWWWL.

    2. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Google News Network? Yes, what about it?

      Oups, you guys are from 2010... I said too much already.

  2. I'm Not Worried by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nobody who does anything remotely important or meaningful with computers would ever use the prefix "cyber" in any shape or form. It's clearly just some misdirection being carried out by a D.C. PR/Marketing firm retained by the DoD to keep the Chinese off-balance.

  3. Re:Oh - of course its not by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 5, Funny

    I found this on floor after you left. Do you need it? ---> </i>

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    Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
  4. Re:Oh - of course its not by RichardJenkins · · Score: 2, Funny

    none of that stops guys from setting off bombs in their pants.

    Guy at work does this all the time, it's disgusting. Oh, wait...

  5. Re:Why. by elrous0 · · Score: 1, Funny

    the "Bipartisan Policy Center".

    ...or as it's better known "The Republican Party."

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    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
  6. Re:Oh - of course its not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I found this on the floor after you left. Do you need it? --> the

    (Couldn't resist.)

  7. Re:Why. by Chyeld · · Score: 2, Funny

    They want you to think that, yes they do.