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Chuck Norris Attacks Linux-Based Routers, Modems

Posted by timothy on from the witnesses-awarded-him-both-ears-and-the-tail dept.

angry tapir writes "Discovered by Czech researchers, the Chuck Norris botnet has been spreading by taking advantage of poorly configured routers and DSL modems. The malware got the Chuck Norris moniker from a programmer's Italian comment in its source code: 'in nome di Chuck Norris,' which means 'in the name of Chuck Norris.' Chuck Norris is unusual in that it infects DSL modems and routers rather than PCs. It installs itself on routers and modems by guessing default administrative passwords and taking advantage of the fact that many devices are configured to allow remote access."

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  1. As far as misleading headlines go by DavidR1991 · · Score: 5, Funny

    this one really takes the cake!

    1. Re:As far as misleading headlines go by somersault · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, I think Chuck Norris would take the cake and use it to asphyxiate the headline, before drop-kicking said headline into the sun.

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    2. Re:As far as misleading headlines go by suso · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, this is very misleading. I thought that maybe the Linux network stack was suddenly vulnerable or something, but you're just talking about it taking advantage of default passwords, which is pretty old if you ask me.

      This doesn't necessarily mean that say a Linux router that was installed on PC class hardware and has been kept up to date and properly secured is vulnerable to this botnet.

    3. Re:As far as misleading headlines go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've also got to question the sense of naming a botnet like this. Sure it's memorable, but what's to stop Chuck Norris from taking legal action against the researchers who coined the name? I certainly wouldn't want my name associated with a criminal enterprise.

      ...Chuck Norris is a fictional charactor...

    4. Re:As far as misleading headlines go by spartacus_prime · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, I think Chuck Norris would take the cake and use it to asphyxiate the headline, before roundhouse kicking said headline into the sun.

      Fixed that for you.

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    5. Re:As far as misleading headlines go by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Amazing how posts get modded insightful even though they take no time to explain their possition.

            The mod system shares the same flaw as democracy: Morons also have a vote.

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    6. Re:As far as misleading headlines go by ooshna · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...Chuck Norris is a fictional charactor...

      Thats what they said about the fist in his beard

  2. the REAL Chuck Noris by bsDaemon · · Score: 5, Funny

    The REAL Chuck Noris wouldn't have to guess the default password, he'd just round-house kick the modem until it let him in without it.

    1. Re:the REAL Chuck Noris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      There is no password behind Chuck Norris' router, there is only another fist.

    2. Re:the REAL Chuck Noris by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Chuck Norris has no need of a router. He simply stares at an inexpensive hub until it starts packet switching out of fear.

      His last hub was only rebooted once. Rebooted into the sun.

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  3. Re:I wonder by MustardAndPizza · · Score: 4, Funny

    Duh! Very small rocks.

  4. Re:And will the Bruce Lee Bot Net be fighting it? by Xemu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will it be involved in some botnet tournament, fighting over Linksys, D-Link and Netgear routers in a winner takes all competition?

    That would be the "Highlander" botnet

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  5. Re:non Linux based routers by Flibberdy · · Score: 5, Informative

    'It installs itself on routers and modems by guessing default administrative passwords and taking advantage of the fact that many devices are configured to allow remote access."' Does this botnet attack also work on non Linux based routers and if so the what is the logic behind the subject line ?

    No, It requires the router to be running Linux on a MIPS system.

  6. Re:Stupid jokes incoming in 3...2...1... by krou · · Score: 5, Funny

    The malware got the Chuck Norris moniker from a programmer's Italian comment in its source code: 'in nome di Chuck Norris,' which means 'in the name of Chuck Norris.'

    In other news, an Italian programmer was found dead after taking Chuck Norris's name in vain.

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  7. Wow, wasn't aware Chuck Norris was a botnet by knewter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Am I the only one who was entirely terrified by this headline?

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  8. Re:Stupid jokes incoming in 3...2...1... by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...with the impression of a foot in the side of his head

  9. Re:Is anything by hvm2hvm · · Score: 4, Funny

    If Chuck Norris ever fights himself (like if he goes back in time) he will win. End of story.

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