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School Spying Scandal Gets Even More Bizarre
Several sources following the recent school webcam spying debacle are reporting that an even stranger twist has surfaced. The student in question that was disciplined for an "improper act" was apparently accused of either drug use or drug selling. Turns out he was eating Mike & Ike candy, not popping pills. While there is probably more to this story than has made it to the general public, the officials involved have done a particularly bad job of actually managing the events.
Dude these drugs look awesome, where can I get some and how much are you asking?
Mod me down, my New Earth Global Warmingist friends!
Ikes are good! Ikes are good! Ikes are good!
Mike and Ikes are good!
Do we know for a fact that it was factory-branded Mike & Ike's and not illegally copied or Chinese-bootlegged Mike & Ike-like candy? There's still ample opportunity to tie this story into several other perpetual Slashdot themes.
They were drugs, just prescribed by Dr. Mario!
Hey, Mike and Ikes are criminally delicious - this makes perfect sense.
The School is in Pensylvania and Mike & Ike's are made in Illinois. This is obviously a case of corporate funding in public schools gone awry! Hershey's will not allow the children of Pennsylvania to be poisened by the corn syrup generated candies of Illinois!
They are just acting to protect our youth!
Think of the children.
What they left out is she was required to teach in a g-string.
so it's definitely a shite system then, gotcha.
Correct. We would have also accepted "snacktacular".
Developers: We can use your help.
Some guy sold me a bag of Mike & Ike for $50 and when it didn't do anything we realized it was Good & Plenty.
My girlfriend gave me grief about it and I was like, "why don't you score it next time, it's not like any of you bitches have red-green color blindness!"
You can just call it "god wins law".
I'll see myself to the door.
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I can explain.
The button on my pants popped out and they fell down, only for me to find a spider landed on my crotch from the ceiling, so I had to beat it to death with my fist and penis. I'm afraid of spiders so that's why I was all sweaty and panting, I was fearing for my life.
I melt my Mike & Ikes on a spoon, and then load them into a hypo and inject you insensitive clod.
There has to be a way for Mike and Ikes to prybar this into an ad campaign.
Personally, I'd like to be hung in one of those new electronic frames that switch the picture every 30 secs, although 640x480 is really pushing the envelope for decent pictures.
That looks quite unlike any drug I've ever heard of or seen.
Apparently you missed the 70s...
I still cannot find the droids I am looking for...
and aside from the good memories I have from the experiences, no long term side effects
Memories? What memories?
Exactly. Even if he was taking pills, there's no way of ascertaining what was in said pills by just looking at a photo
Everyone seems to be forgetting how interrogations work. They showed him the picture and told him they knew it was drugs just to see what his response was. It's standard operating procedure for police, schools, employers, etc...
If he busts out laughing it's not a drug...
Any drugs, even asprin must be administered by a school nurse. Always.
Especially at home. It's a real drag having to call the school nurse to come over at 8pm when you have a fever.
Mormons ring a bell?
Bell's broken. They knock.
When they came for the communists, I said "He's next door. Take him away. Goddam commies."
$25 a box at your local movie theater.
Wait, your sister is your boys' mother?
Sorry to bring it up. It's just uncommon and taboo. I'm not condemning.
(Did the boys turn out okay? Aside from the Catholicism?)
Dear Lower Merion School District,
We at the US/Chinese/UK (delete as appropriate) government are impressed at the efficiency with which you are "caring" for your students. We have plans to "care" for our entire population, and would like to employ you as a consultant to aid in our efforts.
For our glorious nation,
Des Pott.
Do as you would be done to.