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School Spying Scandal Gets Even More Bizarre

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the lesson-learned-junkfood-is-bad dept.

Several sources following the recent school webcam spying debacle are reporting that an even stranger twist has surfaced. The student in question that was disciplined for an "improper act" was apparently accused of either drug use or drug selling. Turns out he was eating Mike & Ike candy, not popping pills. While there is probably more to this story than has made it to the general public, the officials involved have done a particularly bad job of actually managing the events.

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  1. Re:Ugh. by binarylarry · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dude these drugs look awesome, where can I get some and how much are you asking?

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  2. Whose candy was it? by ZipK · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do we know for a fact that it was factory-branded Mike & Ike's and not illegally copied or Chinese-bootlegged Mike & Ike-like candy? There's still ample opportunity to tie this story into several other perpetual Slashdot themes.

    1. Re:Whose candy was it? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 4, Funny

      Considering what ends up in Chinese foodstuffs, drugs would be the safer option.

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  3. Re:Ugh. by daremonai · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, Mike and Ikes are criminally delicious - this makes perfect sense.

  4. The School is in Pensylvania by number6x · · Score: 5, Funny

    The School is in Pensylvania and Mike & Ike's are made in Illinois. This is obviously a case of corporate funding in public schools gone awry! Hershey's will not allow the children of Pennsylvania to be poisened by the corn syrup generated candies of Illinois!

    They are just acting to protect our youth!

    Think of the children.

  5. missing part of the story by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

    What they left out is she was required to teach in a g-string.

  6. Re:Ugh. by truthsearch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Correct. We would have also accepted "snacktacular".

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  7. Burned by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some guy sold me a bag of Mike & Ike for $50 and when it didn't do anything we realized it was Good & Plenty.

    My girlfriend gave me grief about it and I was like, "why don't you score it next time, it's not like any of you bitches have red-green color blindness!"

    1. Re:Burned by shadowrat · · Score: 5, Funny

      dude! one time at a phish concert, i thought i had some bad Mike & Ike. The mellow sweetness turned to burning and pain and i ran around screaming. Nobody could figure out what was wrong, but it turns out someone slipped some Hot Tamales into my Mike & Ike.
      from now on, i'm only getting my Mike & Ike when i'm in Amsterdam where they can control the stuff.

  8. Re:To be fair by snowraver1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can just call it "god wins law".

    I'll see myself to the door.

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  9. Re:Ugh. by sakdoctor · · Score: 5, Funny

    I melt my Mike & Ikes on a spoon, and then load them into a hypo and inject you insensitive clod.

  10. Re:Ugh. by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 4, Funny

    That looks quite unlike any drug I've ever heard of or seen.

    Apparently you missed the 70s...

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  11. Re:Ugh. by DustyShadow · · Score: 5, Funny

    $25 a box at your local movie theater.