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When PC Ports of Console Games Go Wrong

Posted by Soulskill on from the in-other-words-always dept.

A post up at Gamasutra complains about the lack of effort put into the PC ports of some console games. The author picks on the unimpressively-reviewed Ninja Blade in particular: "Just as a quick guide to what we're dealing with here: when you create a new save file at the start of Ninja Blade on the PC, it warns you not to 'turn off your console.' Yes, Ninja Blade is one of those conversions: not so much converted as made to perfunctorily run on a different machine. In-game, you're asked to press A, B, X and Y in various sequences as part of Ninja Blade's extraordinary abundance of quick-time events. Whether you have an Xbox 360 pad plugged in or not, the game captions these button icons with text describing the PC equivalent controls. Only it doesn't always do that. Sometimes, you're left staring at a giant, pulsating, green letter A, and no idea what to do with it." What awful ports have you had the misfortune to experience?

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  1. Awful ports? by leromarinvit · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm, let's see. USB is a bit of a turd sometimes...

    *ducks*

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    1. Re:Awful ports? by Spad · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah USB, the only rectangular connector where you have to make 3 attempts before you get it the right way around.

  2. Re:Worse than bad ports are bad translations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What you say?

  3. Re:GTA IV! by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Funny

    All that, and crappy DRM as well. It's like they punched you in the nuts, then whined that you hurt their fist.

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  4. The S is for Schroedinger by Cassander · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously, the orientation of the USB cable is in a state of superposition until you make an observation, collapsing the quantum wave function to a single orientation, thus allowing it to fit....

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  5. Re:The new Prince of Persia reboot. by CronoCloud · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Netcraft meme is dying, Netcraft comfirms it.