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Screwing Food Into Your Mouth

Posted by samzenpus on from the making-your-life-too-easy dept.

Why lift your own food like a sucker?

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  1. seems legit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    screw-based food-bong.

  2. Re:Lame advertisement for cow pus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Which is then skimmed (some or all fat removed), homogenized (large fat molecules broken down to simpler ones) and pasteurized (bacteria brutally raped and murdered.)

    Seriously, give it a rest you anti-milkite bastard.

  3. I own two. by dadelbunts · · Score: 3, Funny

    One feeds me and one is on reverse shoved in my ass. I never have to eat or crap ever again. I AM THE PERFECT BEING!!!

  4. Re:Lame advertisement for cow pus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You think anyone here has access to one of those?