Scientists Discover Booze That Won't Give You a Hangover
Kwang-il Kwon and Hye Gwang Jeong of Chungnam National University have discovered that drinking alcohol with oxygen bubbles added leads to fewer hangovers and a shorter sobering up time. People drinking the bubbly booze sobered up 20-30 minutes faster and had less severe and fewer hangovers than people who drank the non-fizzy stuff. Kwon said: "The oxygen-enriched alcohol beverage reduces plasma alcohol concentrations faster than a normal dissolved-oxygen alcohol beverage does. This could provide both clinical and real-life significance. The oxygen-enriched alcohol beverage would allow individuals to become sober faster, and reduce the side effects of acetaldehyde without a significant difference in alcohol's effects. Furthermore, the reduced time to a lower BAC may reduce alcohol-related accidents."
Is hookers who won't give you the clap and we're in Bender's Heaven.
Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
Lighting farts is an art form, complete with shart danger. Lighting a belch seems like it would be much more socially acceptable. How much oxygen would I need to infuse into my beer to make a belch inflammable?
Eloi are stupid, throw morlocks at them!
My hangovers last like a day. Being unhungover 20min early is not gonna help.
thx k bye.