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Dr. NakaMats Is the World's Most Prolific Inventor

MMBK writes to share an interesting look at Dr. "NakaMats" Nakamatsu, mastermind behind a world-record 3,000 patents. The 81-year-old scientist has inventions like the "PyonPyon" spring shoes, the karaoke machine, and others. He's also at least partly to blame for things like the digital watch, the floppy disk, and CDs. "Dr. Nakamatsu harbors other ambitions too: in 2007, he took his penchant for political campaigning to a new level, becoming a candidate in the gubernatorial election in Tokyo, and the election for the Upper House. Although he failed to get a seat, Dr. NakaMats has other tricks up his sleeve. In 2005 he was awarded the Ig Nobel prize for Nutrition, for photographing and retrospectively analyzing every meal he has consumed during a period of 34 years (and counting). By the time he dies at the age of 144 (a goal he maintains with an elaborate daily ritual that rejuvenates his body and triggers his creative process), he intends to patent 6,000 inventions."

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  1. He also invented the first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    [Removed for patent infringement]

  2. Hamburger Earmuffs by Will2k_is_here · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't think he's invented Hamburger Earmuffs (TM) yet. He's likely still struggling with the pickle matrix.

    1. Re:Hamburger Earmuffs by Nick+Number · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't think he's invented Hamburger Earmuffs (TM) yet. He's likely still struggling with the pickle matrix.

      I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your pickle and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

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  3. TFA is a video. by bughunter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Warning: TFA is a video with a summary that's got little more than what's in the submission: Naka is obsessive about his food, and wants to run for office.

    I know I'm not the only one who doesn't have patience for video articles. It's like sitting in class waiting for the teacher to explain every concept at the speed of the slowest learner in class. I can read a written article in 1/5th the time it takes me to watch a video.

    Besides. Video is so twentieth century.

    (My lawn. You're standing on it.)

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  4. Quit with the fucking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    starting sentences in your subject line the continuing them in your post. Damn is that irritating.

  5. Most prolific? I doubt it. by ffflala · · Score: 4, Informative

    He's got nothing on Shampoo.

  6. Correction by bit01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He is not necessarily the world's most prolific inventor but simply the one with the most patents. They are not the same thing despite what the patent lobby would have you believe.

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    Creating simple artificial scarcity with copyright and patents on things that can be copied billions of times at minimal cost is a fundamentally stupid economic idea.

  7. More info about his lifestyle by y4ku · · Score: 4, Informative

    I found an article detailing this daily regiment of his. I don't know how good sleeping only 4 hours a night and getting nourishment from a powder composed of 55 essential nutrients is. Here it is: http://www.brainsturbator.com/articles/yoshiro_nakamatsu_we_salute_you/ Fascinating man.

  8. Re:Bah by frosty_tsm · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm feeling vitriolic, so I'll start the trolling thread: Having a sheer amount of parents simply means that he's a frequent flier at the the parent office.

    I don't think that's how it works; 2 is the max. However, having a sheer amount of children means he's a frequent flier of something else and not a fan of protection. :-)

  9. Please mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    this guy way up. I hate that too.

    It's called a "title bar", not a "start your sentence here bar".

  10. Stop whining -- it cou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ld be a lot worse.

  11. Call me skeptical by osgeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Okay, the guy is 81. I hate to rip on him too much, but it really seems like he's mostly known for submitting patents.

    None of the floppy disk history that I looked up mentioned anything about him except that IBM has some deal with him to prevent a "conflict". Patent troll? The CD history I glanced through didn't mention him either. At best, I think he could say that he made some minor contribution to the CD - not that he had invented it. The video showed a bunch of his other inventions, like a magical chair that makes you more creative or something. He mentioned that a US cancer patient wanted to sit in it. And that proves what? Quack quack quack.

    Then he's ragging on Edison in the video... a guy who actually invented useful shit.

    Seems like a bit of a whack job with an image of himself out of proportion to what he's actually accomplished.

  12. You m by ean+li · · Score: 5, Funny

    ke this?