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Nose Scanners — the New Face of Biometrics?

An anonymous reader writes "Forget fingerprints and ID cards, this photo story shows how the latest thing in biometrics is nose scanning! Bath university researchers have claimed that the nose will soon be able to be used as a way of identifying a person. Apparently the 'PhotoFace system captures a 3D image of a person's face by taking several photos lit from different angles to throw shadows on the face and then building a model of facial features. The software determined that there are six main nose shapes: Roman, Greek, Nubian, Hawk, Snub and Turn-up.' Some cool pictures make this worth a click — but what happens if a person breaks their nose?!"

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  1. Before you know it by Pojut · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Biometrics are going to use your DNA for verification, which is the only fool-proof system. I mean, come on, how would you fake someone else's DNA? ::cough::GATTACA::cough::

    1. Re:Before you know it by Nabbler · · Score: 2, Informative

      They don't actually map the entire DNA of every person, even the british cops, they use some main markers, and those do actually sometimes double up, plus you can fake or spoil DNA very easily by using someone else's hair or spit or some such.

      But I fear the worse too for the future.

    2. Re:Before you know it by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sorry, but this idea is about as useful as a box of hair...

      Hair Scanners -- the New Toupée of Biometrics?

  2. Biometrics waste of time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously. Wow. What a waste of energy and resources. It's called a nose mold, costs like ten cents. Security theater at it's finest.

    1. Re:Biometrics waste of time. by skine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would assume that part would be taken care of in thermal imaging.

    2. Re:Biometrics waste of time. by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Tried to find a link, but its apparently just too obscure, so I'll go from memory. Carl Reiner was presented some sort of lifetime achievement award by Mel Brooks, who played it as if Reiner had been a total fake all those years, and this was the last straw. The camera cut to shots of protesters with signs reading "Reiner isn't funny", and then Mel accuses Reiner of forcing him to wear a fake Jewish nose. Brooks then proceeds to remove his fake rubber nose, revealing a decidedly less ethnic one underneath, pointing at it and shouting "I have a gentile nose!".

      Of course the gentile nose was a fake one on top of his actual nose. But if Mel Brooks can rock not one but two fake noses long enough to present an award, then airport security should be a piece of matzo.

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  3. Worst possible choice by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is really a bad idea. The nose is actually one of the few parts of the body that grows (and changes) your entire life. Never mind swelling from colds, etc.

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    1. Re:Worst possible choice by SerpentMage · · Score: 3, Funny

      Two words....

      Michael Jackson

      nuff said...

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    2. Re:Worst possible choice by Angst+Badger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is really a bad idea.

      Welcome to the always exciting and perpetually almost ready for prime-time world of biometrics.

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    3. Re:Worst possible choice by 1s44c · · Score: 2, Funny

      Two words....

      Michael Jackson

      nuff said...

      Actually his nose is quite stable now. It's likely to remain in its current state long after the rest of his body has decayed to nothing.

      Maybe in some future time someone or something will dig up his remains and wonder what all the extra parts were for.

    4. Re:Worst possible choice by tepples · · Score: 2, Funny

      At least people will be able to tell how honest you've been since your last ID card. If the shape of your nose has changed too much, you've been telling lies.

    5. Re:Worst possible choice by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can you imagine some archelogist digging him up in a few millenia and wondering what kind of shaman he must be? I mean, religious mutilation, various artificial parts inserted in the body...

      Must've been a really weird cult of human sacrifice and deification of silicon parts. Some successor of Däniken would certainly claim it's clearly a sign that silicon based aliens were worshipped here by us trying to convert one of us into one of them...

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    6. Re:Worst possible choice by Nick+Number · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually his nose is quite stable now. It's likely to remain in its current state long after the rest of his body has decayed to nothing.

      Maybe in some future time someone or something will dig up his remains and wonder what all the extra parts were for.

      Or, in a zany twist, they might mistake the surviving fragments of a Woody Allen movie as a documentary and elect Mr. Jackson's remains as The Leader.

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  4. Roman, Greek, Nubian, Hawk, Snub and Turn-up by srussia · · Score: 3, Funny

    Add a CowboyNeal option and you've got the next Slashdot poll.

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  5. Article? What article? by ekgringo · · Score: 4, Informative

    For the first time ever, scientists at the Slashdot institute have actually managed to produce an article summary that is longer than the article linked, as well as providing new information not available in the article itself! How is this possible?

    1. Re:Article? What article? by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is actually a good sign. Linking to single stories is fine, but aggregating stories and providing a complete picture in the summary is better than simply picking the juiciest quotes and pretending like it's any sort of value add.

  6. Re:I am worried... by idontgno · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, it's snot as bad as that.

    Sorry, it had to be said.

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  7. DNA (Douglas N Adams, that is) would have loved it by turthalion · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This would finally have enabled Douglas Adams to use the awesome power of his nose for the forces of good.

    He had a famously large hooter.

    See this link for Douglas's own views on his nose.

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  8. What about my nose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm Tycho Brahe, you insensitive clod!

  9. High School just got worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Life just keeps piling on for the poor suffering adolescent geek. Now when he develops a giant zit on his nose, he doesn't just have to worry about the derision of his peers, but his nose-scanning locker won't open.

  10. One positive aspect... (was:Re:Before you know..) by beh · · Score: 4, Funny

    On the positive side, if anyone beats you up and breaks your nose, they can now be sued for aiding and abetting terrorism by making the 'nose database' useless...

  11. I think they should analyze stool samples... by Joce640k · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would be just as secure and applying for an ID card would be a real hoot.

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  12. Like this? by nathan+s · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2009/08/dna-samples-used-by-crime-labs-faked-in-research-lab.ars

    Granted, they say it carries markers of having been lab-tampered, but that detecting the markers requires currently-unusual sophistication. Interesting, though.

  13. Bath, famous for Rugby Football, to ID on NOSES? by evilandi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lemme get this straight. Bath, a town internationally known for its Rugby Football team, is proposing we use noses for biometric ID?

    Rugby being the game for which the phrase "full contact sport" is not so much an understatement as a warning of imminent loss of life? Like American Football only without the pads and helmets? The game where a broken nose is probably the most common injury?

    The Bath Rugby team probably have only one intact nose between all 15 players.

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  14. Better than the alternative. by RealErmine · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd rather see the words: "Please insert nose to verify identity." than "Processing colonic map." on the ATM of the future.

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  15. Odd by Alarindris · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why don't they just scan the whole face?

    As if the nose were more unique than the rest of the face plus the nose.

  16. You Know What They Say... by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Funny

    A nose by any other name would still smell

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  17. What about the genitals? by drunken_boxer777 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come on, TSA!

    You've already got the millimeter body scanners rolling out across the US and rest of the world. Kick it up a notch! Go straight for the biometric genital scanning!

    Pfft, privacy. You don't need privacy. You need safety. Now drop your drawers!

  18. Please, Oh, Please... by hyades1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't let the security-crazed among us start thinking about what other stickout-y parts of the human anatomy they could photograph from six angles, digitize and put on our passports. All to keep the children and kittens safe, of course.

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  19. When will biometrics go the way of jetpacks? by SlappyBastard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously. No one cares for biometrics. Aside from making for very sick dismemberment jokes in spy movies, biometrics haven't done much to go mainstream.

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  20. Re:Bath, famous for Rugby Football, to ID on NOSES by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Bath Rugby team probably have only one intact nose between all 15 players.

    And they stole it from an opposing prop forward.

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  21. Life mirrors art I guess... by EriktheGreen · · Score: 2, Funny

    There was an old cartoon from back in the 80s when the first really painful desktop security measures were put in place... back when people still ran unpatched OSs and downloading updates (via dial-up modem) wasn't common.

    I think it was "The Fifth Wave" series. Wish I could find it to post a link.

    Basically, it was a manager turning to an employee looking stubborn at his computer terminal and saying "Now c'mon, Bob, you know nose scanning is our best defense against unauthorized computer use!" The nose scanners were cups on thick cords hanging from the ceiling like airline oxygen masks.

    Biometrics is a cute marketing trick, but it's no substitute for good security process. That's why I like signing in to my laptop using the "fingerprint" of a small area on the underside of my scrotum. Any legitimate reason to doff one's pants at work is good. "I'm just logging in." or "Whoops, there goes my screensaver. Zzzzzzzip...."

    Erik

  22. RTFA before posting the summary by argent · · Score: 2, Informative

    Did the submitter read the story?

    While able to process images more quickly than conventional biometric identification techniques such as whole face recognition, the system's recognition rates were comparatively low and researchers recommend it as an addition to existing biometrics rather than a replacement.

  23. It doesn't matter by sjames · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It doesn't really matter what the biometric is of, the whole idea has been shown to fail. It turns out that a key feature necessary for authentication is that a credential can be revoked and a new one issued whenever it has been compromised. That is just not practical for biometrics. If it can be measured, someone can capture that measurement and create a fake.

    As shown on Mythbusters, the more expensive the fingerprint reader was, the easier it was to fake it out, but all of them failed one way or another.

    If we start lining up and shooting marketing departments, we might one day be able to produce a biometric system that would only fall for very difficult surgical duplications (and so raise the bar quite high), but such systems would likely cost several orders of magnitude more than other equally secure methods that we already have available. Meanwhile, in those few cases where the access is important enough to resort to the surgical approach and someone does so, we're right back to the inability to issue a new ID.