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Yale Law Student Wants Government To Have Everybody's DNA

An anonymous reader writes "Michael Seringhaus, a Yale Law School student, writes in the NY Times, 'To Stop Crime, Share Your Genes.' In order to prevent discrimination when it comes to collecting DNA samples from criminals (and even people who are simply arrested), he proposes that the government collect a DNA profile from everybody, perhaps at birth (yes, you heard that right)." Regarding the obvious issue of genetic privacy, Seringhaus makes this argument: "Your sensitive genetic information would be safe. A DNA profile distills a person’s complex genomic information down to a set of 26 numerical values, each characterizing the length of a certain repeated sequence of 'junk' DNA that differs from person to person. Although these genetic differences are biologically meaningless — they don’t correlate with any observable characteristics — tabulating the number of repeats creates a unique identifier, a DNA 'fingerprint.' The genetic privacy risk from such profiling is virtually nil, because these records include none of the health and biological data present in one’s genome as a whole."

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  1. Dammit... by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...my fingers don't even have to be cold and dead to pry my DNA out of them.

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    1. Re:Dammit... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's got to be a masturbation joke somewhere in there.

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  2. Re:Good for him... by Yvan256 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think you a word.

  3. Just out of curiosity ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is there some kind of strange black oil rolling around on the surface of his eyeballs?

  4. Re:He should never be admitted to the bar. by pete-classic · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just did a quick mental cross-reference, and I'm pretty sure this kid is destined to be a member of Congress.

    -Peter

  5. Re:Good for him... by Stormwatch · · Score: 3, Funny

    He accidentally, of course.

  6. Re:Dear Seringhaus, see the movie Gattaca by suso · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, and where's the gattaca tag?

    Um, its different for each person?

  7. Re:How does he know it's unique? by MrTripps · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is a legitimate danger. You never know when your evil twin will steal a Law Giver, frame you for murder, and get you cast out in the Cursed Earth to be eaten by fundamentalist cannibalistic cybernetic hillbillies. Happens all the time.

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  8. Re:Will not work by EdIII · · Score: 2, Funny

    OK, I strayed a bit from the point, but you savvy what I'm sayin?

    I don't have a fucking clue,
    but I am ready for Chapter 2.

  9. Re:ITG wants Yale Law student to go to hell by nizo · · Score: 2, Funny

    If only we could figure out what random sequence of genes accounted for this kind of behavior, and we had a database to compare his DNA to, we could weed these kinds of people out before they are even born.

  10. Re:Dear Seringhaus, see the movie Gattaca by LifesABeach · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Your sensitive genetic information would be safe." Is there a Sith Lord running Yale?

  11. Re:How does he know it's unique? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 2, Funny

    The dumb ones become POTUS.

    Sorry to be OT, but it reminds me of a joke.

    Q: Who did you vote for president in 2004?
    A: I voted for the rich Yale graduate.

  12. Re:Good for him... by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 2, Funny

    Free man number NNN-NN-NNNN. (Redacted)

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  13. Re:How does he know it's unique? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 2, Funny

    >>I've fought a few simple traffic tickets and watched how everyone from the attorneys to the cops to the judge would just lie and gloss over laws. It's a joke.

    Yep. The CHP officer had sword under oath two different speeds when I protested one ticket. Judge didn't care in the slightest.