Sci-Fi Writer Peter Watts Convicted of Assault

SJrX writes "CBC news is reporting that Peter Watts has indeed been convicted of Assaulting border guards, (discussed here). He will be sentenced April 26th."

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First draft...

[LostCluster]

He will be sentenced April 26th

The sentence will be sent to his editor May 5.
They'll have it proofread and the final edit will be done June 7.
Armed truck drivers will deliver the sentence to Barnes & Noble, Amazon, and Borders locations on an undisclosed date.
The sentence will go on sale August 11.

Please, no spoilers before the release date.

Whatt?

[angiasaa]

So when someone said "Watts the problem",
He said "I'm certainly not!"

That kind of attitude with the police can earn you a can of pepper-spray!
Also, that kind of attitude in court could certainly earn you some jail-time!

Re:Quite understandable

[Anonymous Coward]

American border guards are self-important scum-bags, guarding the gates of the dying empire.

Don't worry. Soon nobody will want to go to America.

Because you are an idiot...you have no idea what you are talking about! Everyone hates AMerica until their ass gets invaded or they need our money...

Would make a great headline

[ishmalius]

"Watts arrested for resistance"

Re:Would make a great headline

[MichaelSmith]

Police have too much power.

Re:at he can keep being a writer in lockup.

[Anonymous Coward]

<quote>at he can keep being a writer in lockup.</quote>

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Re:at he can keep being a writer in lockup.

[amiga3D]

I'm finding it hard to believe you put both of those guys in the same sentence.

Re:at he can keep being a writer in lockup.

[zippthorne]

On the prison baseball team, he will play second base.

Re:Ready 1...2...3... Rush to judgement.

[mfnickster]

There should be such a law. In fact, I think police officers should be required to be in counseling while in active, non-desk service. For their sake as well as our own: constantly experiencing the underbelly of society can turn anyone into an asshole.

Great idea! The government can pass another stimulus bill with more borrowed money to hire all the currently unemployed as counselors.

When the seedy underbelly infects the cops, the counselors will be there to listen. Then the counselors will get infected. They will return home to their wives, husbands, and kids as assholes. The kids will bring the assholishness to school. A huge effort will be undertaken to find a vaccine before it's too late, until the worst-case scenario comes to pass: the ENTIRE USA becomes a nation of assholes in just under 3 months.

Then Charlton Heston comes back from the grave to fight the asshole hordes from a boarded-up house and a 1970 Ford Mustang.

Re:Ready 1...2...3... Rush to judgement.

[mfnickster]

To the mod who marked my joke "Flamebait" : I see you have already been infected!