Neptune May Have Eaten a Planet and Stolen Its Moon
jitendraharlalka noted a piece about the origins of Neptune. There is a theory now that it once ate a super-earth in the outer solar system, and kept its moon as some sort of macabre trophy to make sure that Mars and Venus didn't get any big ideas.
My buddy had a prostitute lick his asshole while he was vacationing in Amsterdam.
He told me it felt so good that he wanted to shit.
This brings to mind Immanuel Velikovsky's book worlds in collision. I'm don't remember if this instance is in his book, but I've noticed that many scientists take credit for what was already hypothesized by Velikovsky.