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Tracking Pedophiles By Their Typing Habits

An anonymous reader writes "Pedophiles using the internet to target youngsters could be tracked down — by the way they use a keyboard. Researchers are investigating ways to use technology which can determine a typist's age, sex and culture within ten keystrokes by monitoring their speed and rhythm." Since Phrenology hasn't exactly panned out, they gotta try something new.

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  1. oh no by genican1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    i hope they don't mistakenly target me in my rush to type fast and make this the first post!

    1. Re:oh no by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 5, Funny

      They just might; after all, you seem to be excessively aroused by underage articles.

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    2. Re:oh no by Jurily · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How does this work anyway? Does it account for the fact that I know my keyboard is wearing out and thus tend to hit the keys a bit stronger? Does that make me a man?

      Does it account for the fact that I grew up typing, and don't even need to look at the keyboard or screen while typing, because it "flows"? Does that make me a woman?

      Does it distinguish between typing on a laptop keyboard and a regular one? Since I'm used to laptop keys, I tend to go softer on regular keyboards. Does that make me a pedophile?

      And most importantly: WHAT DOES MY TYPING SPEED HAVE TO DO WITH WHO I WANT TO FUCK?

    3. Re:oh no by Jurily · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One more thing: the caption for the picture says "Fears: Ashleigh Hall, 17, was murdered by Peter Chapman after meeting him on Facebook. Her killing has sparked calls for more security to protect people online"

      Can you tell me how anything portrayed in this sentence could possibly relate to typing habits?

      This whole article is just standard fearmongering, and not even the entertaining kind.

    4. Re:oh no by thedonger · · Score: 5, Funny

      WHAT DOES MY TYPING SPEED HAVE TO DO WITH WHO I WANT TO FUCK?

      Clearly you are trying to communicate with an audience unfamiliar with lower case letters. My guess? Young boys. You sicken me.

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    5. Re:oh no by thesandtiger · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It doesn't have anything to do with who you want to fuck, but it sure seems to be getting in the way of you reading and understanding the article. :)

      This is not to determine if someone types like a pedophile, it's to determine where they might be and other demographic information about people who are targeting children online, based on their typing.

      Sounds like absolute bullshit to me - I've seen numerous other things that attempt to determine something about an individual based on input like typing, sentence construction and other info and they're usually off enough that they'd be worthless as any kind of forensic tool. Some of these combed through thousands of posts comprising millions of words for an individual and still only gave a 60% read on what gender the person was and a 70% read on their likely level of education based on word choice. The problem is that when you are taking part in a global community like the Internet, people pick up all kinds of habits.

      For example, I know quite a few USians who use "Cheers!" "mate" and "no worries" because they happen to frequent forums that have people from England, Australia and other countries where such turns of phrase are much more common than in the US. I also know many people of middle-age or later who use phrases that make them sound like teenagers. And there are a staggering number of highly educated people I speak with daily who write email as if they were 12-year-old girls named Becky and they RILLY RILLY RILLY wanna go see the Jonas Bros.

      I could see being able to get more info with LOTS of information - surely it would be possible to determine if someone was actually British or just a bit affected online if you could look at their spelling and other word use (or, at least, to see if they seem to be actual vs. faux British) - but this claim of in as few as 10 keystrokes and basing it on silly things like the force of the keystrokes etc. is just completely absurd.

      Though it does lead to some fun scenarios...

      "Hey, Joe - we got some sicko here trying to pick up 10-year-olds in Hello Kitty Online! Based on the typometric reading... It's either a left-handed, myopic 32 year-old male living in Cedar Rapids, Iowa or a mildly retarded 58 year-old intersex retired WalMart greeter who moved to Tuvalu sometime last spring."

      "Tuvalu? Awesome - I've always wanted to go to Oceania! I'll submit the travel vouchers while you call the Iowa office to let them know who's door to kick in!"

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    6. Re:oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's very sad for her, but unless our 17 year old Ashleigh still had to enter puberty, her death has very little ('nothing' to be precise) to do with pedophilia.

    7. Re:oh no by Tanktalus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, according to Gender Guesser, you come across as:
      Genre: Informal
      Female = 530
      Male = 892
      Difference = 362; 62.72%
      Verdict: MALE
      It's been going on for ages.

    8. Re:oh no by ultranova · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One more thing: the caption for the picture says "Fears: Ashleigh Hall, 17, was murdered by Peter Chapman after meeting him on Facebook. Her killing has sparked calls for more security to protect people online"

      Can you tell me how anything portrayed in this sentence could possibly relate to typing habits?

      Or, for that matter, what does it have to do with pedophiles?

      This whole article is just standard fearmongering, and not even the entertaining kind.

      Actually it seems to be a scam, based on this: "Mr Butler said: 'We're going to submit a proposal to the Engineering and Physical Sciences Research Council for a bid of probably about £1million so that we can develop the research further."

      There's just no possible way you can spend the equivalent of 1.4 million dollars or 1.1 million euros making statistical correlations betweem "typing patterns, speeds and rhythms" and people's background, even if you a dumb enough to believe there is a correlation in the first place.

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    9. Re:oh no by Ltap · · Score: 4, Funny

      And how do they find out what paedophiles type like in the first place? Observe them in the wild?

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    10. Re:oh no by ultranova · · Score: 2, Informative

      Also, there's this thing called the Backspace key, I type faster with one hand than half the population with both.

      So you must be pretty experienced with computers. Such a person could easily set up an anonymity network, such as Tor or Freenet. Those could be used by pedophiles to hide their identity online.

      The evidence seem pretty damning. You'd better just confess; you can't fool statistical correlations, you know.

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    11. Re:oh no by vxice · · Score: 2, Informative

      there needs to be another level of mod points for funny. fucking hilarious. +5 funny doesn't do it justice.

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    12. Re:oh no by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

      And how do they find out what paedophiles type like in the first place? Observe them in the wild?

      Should be simple: Put CP on a server and protect it with a 10 letter captcha.
      The only question is whether you'll get enough data before the police gets you. :-)

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    13. Re:oh no by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, they just provided free typing classes to the Catholic priesthood and filmed the sessions.

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  2. Foolproof by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am sure this is foolproof! Sign me up!

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    1. Re:Foolproof by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

      Congratulations - you are a pedophile! Either that or a software engineer, but we've lost your paperwork and are just going to go with pedophile to save some time.

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    2. Re:Foolproof by mrsteveman1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Congratulations - you are a pedophile! Either that or a software engineer, but we've lost your paperwork and are just going to go with pedophile to save some time.

      Apparently you've never seen Japanese video games, there's no difference.

    3. Re:Foolproof by YourExperiment · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm particularly impressed by his methods. He "hooks their fingers up to electronic sensors", then "videos, monitors and records their typing patterns, speeds and rhythms with a very accurate clock".

      Perhaps he's not aware that computer keyboards are often already connected to an "advanced monitoring device", and that this device is usually equipped with a "very accurate clock".

  3. actually it will work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    they're hunt-and-peckers.

  4. Left mousing? by ThisIsAnonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looking for "left mousing" would be more accurate...

    1. Re:Left mousing? by masmullin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Im calling the FBI. You ambidexterous mouser!

    2. Re:Left mousing? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I’m left-handed, you insensitive clod!! (really!)

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  5. Typical /. summary by wowbagger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Typical /. summary - conflating the idea of "we can tell how old you are from your typing" with "we can tell if you are Wicked Uncle Ernie by your typing."

    The idea of this would be that if you can tell that somebody is a 40 year old man, and they are on a forum saying they are a 12 year old girl, you can flag that as being suspicious.

    Of course, the problem is that a web site or chat forum has relatively little visibility of the user's typing pattern, so unless you force all forums to be accessed by special software that can monitor typing (AND you prevent the use of cut-and-paste so that you type in one window, then paste into the chat window, or detect such matters and flag THAT) then this won't be very useful at all.

    Of course, making THAT statement in the summary would be hard, and would require actually thinking about the story.

    As I said, typical /. summary.

    1. Re:Typical /. summary by MtHuurne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not hard to monitor typing into an edit box using JavaScript. The script could compute some kind of typing signature and then send that to the server. Copy-pasting all text is a very odd way of typing and could be flagged.

      I doubt such a detection algorithm would be accurate for all people, so they should not start auto-suspending accounts based on this. But it would help if a human moderator gets some hints about which accounts to pay closer attention to, since manually monitoring everything is not feasible.

    2. Re:Typical /. summary by English+French+Man · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Problem is, there is nothing illegal in pretending to be a 12 year old girl when actually a 40 year old man. Or copy-pasting into textboxes to avoid typing pattern detection.

      So we are talking about a method for detecting something that isn't illegal by itself (it becomes illegal when the 40 year old guy invites her new friend in his house to mistreat her) and flagging it as suspicious. Automatic crime detection leads to an unfair justice system IMHO. In addition, flagging someone for a crime that, statistically, they have more chance of committing than others I find wrong too.

      Last, but not least, how many false positives? How many 12 year old girls type like 40 year old guys? What would be the consequences?

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    3. Re:Typical /. summary by corbettw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Couldn't this be used the other way round? Couldn't potential pedophiles monitor the typing speed of the "12-year old girl" with whom they're chatting to determine whether it's really a 40-year old FBI agent?

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    4. Re:Typical /. summary by Jurily · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Copy-pasting all text is a very odd way of typing and could be flagged.

      From your argument, it follows, that

        - quoting from the post you're answering to is very odd and could be flagged
        - youtube links are very odd and could be flagged
        - sharing a patch with fellow developers is very odd and could be flagged

      But nevermind that. Let's say the typing monitor works perfectly, and it can accurately detect who you want to have sex with (and whether you're going to rape and murder them). Let's say today it says I'm heterosexual and perfectly normal.

      If I decide tomorrow that I like 6 year old boys better, and dump my girlfriend, what exactly will change in my typing that makes me detectable, how does it change, and most importantly, why would it? Remember, the algorithm is perfect.

      And who the fuck came up with the idea that people have only typing style? Do you sometimes drink coffee while typing? Do you sometimes use the mouse while typing? Does one of your keys not work perfectly every time so you have to stop and think about it for a moment?

    5. Re:Typical /. summary by apoc.famine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I type vastly different on my home system than I do at work (on a mac) or on my netbook. Hell, I type differently now at work than I usually do, as I've got a stack of books under my left elbow that I'm supposed to be reading.

      The speeds are different, the mistakes are different, the key-presses a different strength, the mousing and clicking are different, etc. I really don't see that this is more than an attempt to get funding by waving the pedo flag.

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  6. Congrats! by boneglorious · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Now good luck getting this pedophiles to have those sensors hooked up and letting themselves be videoed and monitored. How about saving yourself the analysis and just looking on their screen for child porn??

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  7. Wait... what? by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It boggles my mind that they even consider this a legitimate avenue of inquiry... I mean, really. How many opportunities do kiddy-fiddlers present for you to analyse their keystrokes, but not say... their IP? Sure, it allows you to tie an online interaction to a particular user, but if you have that kind of hook into their system odds are you know more than enough to do that already.

    Oh wait, you mean there are applications where you want to tie users to content generically on the internet, but you think it's too invasive to make everyone agree to it simply so you can sell them more soda or send them to prison for their political ideas? That's OK - we'll just say it's targeting pedophiles.

    That always works.

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  8. I know why! by B5_geek · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that because they are all typing one-handed? =)

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    1. Re:I know why! by cgomezr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, we know, those where you input repeatedly until you get an output, right? You needn't have specified.

  9. Daily Mail = Daily Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    When will Slashdot learn?

    Daily Mail is sensationalist bullshit from the UK.

    1. Re:Daily Mail = Daily Fail by Shrike82 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You've clearly failed to understand the important role the Daily Mail plays in British society. Every page is full of stories about how immigrants are taking all the jobs, how your tax money pays for illegal immigrants to buy pornography, how your children are at risk every time they go online to check their e-mail, how beef/bread/wine/cheese/saturated fat/unsaturated fat will WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT kill you/reduce your risk of heart disease/prevent you from getting cancer.

      The middle classes are happily distracted by the constant threat towards their very way of life, and which foods are killing them this week, that they forget about things like climate change, human rights violations around the world and the state of the global economy, which makes the government very happy indeed.

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    2. Re:Daily Mail = Daily Fail by andrewbaldwin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Reminds me of an old joke:

      "How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader?"

      "Tell them immigrants kill paedophiles!"

      (You can, of course, recycle this with any of the Mail's current list of hate targets [BBC, the EU, Muslims, Labour Party, Environmentalists, Unions, .... the list is long)

  10. Pecking? by beatsme · · Score: 2, Informative

    It seems like the way a person was taught to type and their experience with a keyboard would determine to a large extent their speed and rhythm (and accuracy). Not to mention what they're doing besides typing on MSN or whatever. If you're drinking a cup of coffee with one hand... or switching between windows. There are way too many factors at play. Phrenology at least had the advantage of a theoretical framework. Hell, even hand-writing analysis had fewer confounding factors.

  11. I could sort off see this working. by rindeee · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From a purely technological point of view, I could see this working IF you had a profile pre-built. That is to say, if you had established a baseline of a particular persons typing habits (tempo, speed, accuracy, common mistakes, pause patterns, etc.) then I think it would be relatively easy to identify/track them in the future. I realize that this isn't really what the OP is talking about, but I think this is the closest to reality as one could get. I've seen authentication tools that combine the password you've entered with the 'way' in which you enter it, doing essentially just that. Anyway, determining a persons proclivities based solely on the way they type is, well, stupid.

  12. Nothing new by thijsh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thats nothing, they can already measure it by the way you walk for years now... Have you ever heard of a pedometer?

  13. Obligatory by bcmm · · Score: 2, Funny

    h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?

    If you click, you get more question marks... Damn lameness filter.

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  14. It's worse than junk by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm pretty sure chat programs send the message in chunks, not individual keystrokes. /Didn't dignify the article with a reading.

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    1. Re:It's worse than junk by boneglorious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly, and add to that the variances in how quickly things move over the internet, and suddenly your error margin in almost certainly unacceptably large.

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  15. good luck by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Good luck figuring anything out at all from people who are proficient enough in typing, touch-typists with years of experience who is who, who is a man, who is a woman, how old they are.

    FTFA: men are 'heavy-handed and women are 'lighter' and their typing 'flows more' - that is beat by touch-typing.

    But the basic problem with this is that it is a Turing test. Can a 'pedophile' impersonate someone that he/she is not? I think they should be able to, they fool kids supposedly into believing that they are also kids, of-course it is not that difficult to fool a kid, but maybe it is because it is not that hard to pretend on the Internet if you are really putting in the time to do it.

    I can only guess why the 'pedophile' line is used here again, is it about the money? Is Roy Maxion trying to get a grant money from the government for this 'research'? I think so.

    'If children are talking to each other on Windows Live or MSN messenger, Microsoft might be able to see if there's an adult on there.'

    - MSN, the world police. What are they going to do if there is a suspicion, block access and send cops?

    The department, which was formed last summer, believes the new technology could be used to prevent fraud at cash machines.

    - ATMs? So from pushing 4-6 digit pin and a few menu options they are going to figure out whether it is a woman/man, what's the age etc?

    I can only imagine one possibility: record information collected from the actual account holder pushing the buttons and compare the speed of typing and delays between touches and releases to try and see if it's the same person. It's not as sexy as figuring out person's age and gender though, is it?

    Also how are they going to figure out how pedophiles type? Are they going to find actual pedophiles and make them sit in front of a computer and type? Did they somehow figure out that pedophiles all have the same typing abilities/habits? Do pedophiles all have the same profession and are they really that easy to figure out from the rest of the 'normal' people? Anyway, I think this 'research' is a load of bull crap and it's all about grant money.

  16. And... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But even more, how does it follow that the highest use of research into this sort of "knowledge" will / should automatically be use to find pedophiles? Isn't this just more of the THINK OF THE CHILDREN *hysteria*?

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  17. Correlation, implication, causation etc. by Rah'Dick · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They say they can identify a single person by a typing profile that they've previously generated, but you certainly cannot deduct from a typing profile that any given person is a pedophile! I agree with the author's comment.

    [rant]On a side note, TFA has pictures of a murderer and a 17 y/o girl next to each other. I refuse to call someone a "pedophile" who is attracted to 17-year-old girls, because becoming an adult is not a matter of some age number increasing by one digit. 17-year-olds are certainly not KIDS! I'm sick of the misuse of the word "pedophile". What they actually mean is "ephebophile", but since that one is - to some degree - accepted by society, they cannot polarize people enough to enact more stupid laws. [/rant]

    1. Re:Correlation, implication, causation etc. by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I fully agree with your rant - and furthermore, this article is in the UK, where 17 is over the age of consent.

      It's rather ridiculous - that story has been all over the media, and referenced in stories to do with child abuse, such as the recent demands to force Facebook to have a big red panic button. Not just the tabloids either - places like the BBC have been reporting the murder story, as if she was underage. Yet not one of these places has even noted that the age of consent is actually 16.

      It wouldn't have mattered if she was 17, 18, or 50. The problem here was not how old he or she was, but instead the rather more serious point that he murdered her. (I think it's telling that a simple murder is not considered bad - no, we've got to report on someone being 17, even if that's not underage...)

  18. Dvorak by langelgjm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Joke's on them - I use Dvorak!

    Of course, by saying that and posting on /., I've probably narrowed down my age, sex, and culture enough already. And I've identified my residence as parents' basement. Have they accounted for the mediating effects of Cheetos consumption on typing habits?

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    1. Re:Dvorak by GigG · · Score: 4, Funny

      Joke's on them - I use Dvorak!

      I think that pretty much guarantees we will be seeing you on 20/20 some day.

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  19. ffs by Therilith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pedophile != child molester

  20. Keystrokes as a biometric by AlastairLynn · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's the paper which may have started this research: http://eprints.soton.ac.uk/66795/01/thesis.pdf

  21. Spoiler, I read TFA... by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Apparently they had to hook up sensors to the typists’ fingers. Now we just need to have all the paedophiles register so that we can make sure they’re wearing their typing gloves when they go online.

    (Why they couldn’t just use a regular keylogger is beyond me, but the fact that they didn’t implies that for some reason a simple keylogger wouldn’t work. It would certainly have been easier than wiring up the typists and developing electronics to monitor the sensors.)

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  22. Remember graphology? by jazcap · · Score: 3, Informative

    For a time in the '70s, World's Fairs, science expos, etc. might feature handwriting analysis by computer. A large, impressive, punchcard-based machine would read your signature or other writing sample and produce a 'description' of your personality.

    Graphology has at times significant support, and its use has been explored by criminologists. Nowadays, it's generally considered to be a crock. One of the areas where graphology was earliest discredited was in its (in)ability to tell the gender of a writer.

    The Daily Wail article makes similar claims to those made for graphology, including the ability to determine gender, and proposes some of the same uses for the new technique. I suspect this will wind up on the crock-shelf next to graphology.

  23. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2

    Please keep in mind that, in reality, we have to deal with Muggles, "Mud-bloods", and others of their ilk.

    FTFY

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  24. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by Moryath · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This kind of flamebaitery got labeled "insightful"?

    Joe "ban video games" Lieberman is a democrat. Obama's White House has actually been worse for civil liberties and worse for consumers in the arena of things like Net Neutrality and reform of IP law than the republicans were. They've rejected more FOIA requests on "national security" grounds than Bush and his cronies ever had the temerity to, probably because Bush and his cronies knew the media were watching like hawks while the media is still simping and fawning over Obama.

    Neither party is good for technology, neither party realizes the limitations of technology, and neither party gives a flaming crap about "justice."

  25. Mod parent up by davidwr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    CHILD MOLESTERS WHO AREN'T PEDOHPILES:

    Close to half of real child molesters are members of the family or household, and many of them are not pedophiles:

    *The lonely single dad who is tempted by his teenage daughter and puts his needs above hers
    *The horny or power-tripping teenager who molests his siblings

    Then there are the rapists who pick on kids not out of any sense of love or because they like sex with kids but because they like hurting people and it's easier to hurt or intimidate a kid into silence than an adult.

    PEDOPHILES WHO AREN'T CHILD MOLESTERS:

    There are an unknown number of pedophiles who you never hear about because they are socially and legally responsible individuals. The ones lucky enough to also be attracted to adults may be in healthy adult romantic relationships.

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  26. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Given that the left-wing Labour party has been in power in the UK for many years

    We call that kind of reasoning 'ex falso quodlibet'. If you start from a false statement, you can prove anything. The left-wing Labour Party hasn't been in power in the UK since the early '80s. New Labour (old tories) has been in power since the '90s, but isn't even remotely left wing.

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  27. Headline could be far, far worse by dbIII · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the days of morse code the distinctive way an operator keyed in the messages was called their "fist".

  28. Re:Can't anyone use the English language correctly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Pedophiles are rapists, but not all rapists are pedophiles

    A rapist is someone who rapes (duh).
    A pedophile is someone who wants to fuck children.

    However, until the pedophile actually fucks a kid, is not a rapist.

    If I want to implant an axe in the head of my neighbor, I am not a murderer until I actually do so.

  29. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by GasparGMSwordsman · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some items of note.

    Lieberman is an independent not a Democrat. He left the Democratic party after the 2004 elections.

    Most people in the Executive branch are career employees. They don't suddenly switch when a new President gets elected. According to the Bureau of Labor and Statistics, the Federal Government has a yearly turnover rate of about 7.1%. Meaning that of the approximate 2,000,000 current Federal employees, about 1.86 million served during the previous administration. Other studies show that the majority of turnover is to lower positions and due to being promoted to higher positions.

    In short, most of the people rejecting those FIOS petitions now, are the same people who were rejecting FIOS petitions four years ago. Many of those same people were probably hired during the Clinton administration for that matter, perhaps even during the Bush (Sr.) administration or even before that.

    Also in an irony of ironies, your post got modded interesting instead of troll.

  30. Re:Can't anyone use the English language correctly by Issarlk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I agree. I'd also add that probably most do not "want" but just fantasize about it. "Want" convey the idea you are planning to do so imo.

  31. Alternate Headlines by theArtificial · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lets replace this headline with something else:

    Tracking Whites by the way they type
    Tracking Blacks by the way they type

    This seems like a slippery slope. I'm getting tired of all this "pedo" tracking. Our software has determined you type like a pedo, not a rapist. What next? How about monitoring your children? Know what they do, where they go, who their friends are.

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    Man blir trött av att gå och göra ingenting.