Boy Left Stranded In Tree Because of Health and Safety Policy
School employees left a 5-year-old boy stranded in a tree because it is against health and safety policies in the UK to help him down. Instead they went inside to "observe from a distance" so the boy would not get "distracted and fall." The incident reached an even more ridiculous level when passer-by Kim Barrett had the audacity to actually help the child down. Officials promptly called the police and tried to have her charged with trespassing. From the article: "Mrs Martin confirmed that the school's policy prevents staff going to the aid of children who have climbed trees. She said: 'The safety of our pupils is our priority and we would like to make it clear that this child was being observed at all times during this very short incident. Like other schools whose premises include wooded areas, our policy when a child climbs a tree, is for staff to observe the situation from a distance so the child does not get distracted and fall. We would strongly urge members of the public not to climb over a padlocked gate to approach children as their motives are not clear to staff.'"
...Forbid that common sense would prevail over bureaucracy. It's one of the many gifts that humans have over computers, yet so many waste it. GOTO 10
I'm all for it.
was that the boy climbed the tree right as the bell for afternoon tea was rung and the faculty had to meet the tea and crumpet guy in the faculty lounge.
The Thing is.
This is it, the essential example. It should be plated with gold and kept in a requilary.
I had a teacher like this once. Later in life, when I was reading up on Asperger, I realized she was a textbook case; the world is unpredictable and besides the most shallow emotions people are inscrutable black boxes, so just follow the rules and no one will blame you. I also realized this was basically how I had functioned up to my mid-teens.
Emotions! In your brain!
The crown will plainly show the prisoner who now stands before you was caught red-handed showing feelings of an almost human nature. This will not do.
The student promptly falls out of the tree - there's nobody around to blame *or* get fallen on! (The win-win scenario)
"Remember the safety of our staff... um, students is paramount!" (the OSHA style scenario)
[Now, I'm off to lift my le... Um, visit... at another place.]
Ho hum: an anti-Health and Safety story from the Daily Mail. I suppose immigrants, asylum seekers, gays, liberals ans women were also involved in this?
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In my experience, the standard response for a child climbing up a tree and being scared to come down is to reassure the child, "If you can climb up, you can climb down." The child will eventually calm down and climb down. It's when someone else tries to climb up the tree and "help" that you get real problems. And if it's some random passerby, you can't just assume they're okay.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST !!!!!! WTF is going on? Has everyone gone stark raving looney or something?
The article does not say the boy was stuck up the tree.
It says he was refusing to come down. That changes the interpretation entirely.
An air rifle would have done the job, but apparently that is not allowed any more.
So our volunteers were left slinging the chairs around by hand.
For our next function, we used a different hotel.
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The school in question reports the incident rather differently.
I wouldn't say she rescued him. The boy didn't want to come down, there was no indication that he needed help getting down. Trying to forcibly get a child out of a tree when he doesn't want to leave is definitely dangerous, and instead deciding to observe and wait for him to come down himself isn't an outrageous way to handle it.
Is it a purely southern phenomenon that, when a child is afraid to come down from a tree, you encourage them to come down by throwing things at them? The passerby could have done worse...
...wow. I wasn't aware the press in the UK were as truth-challenged as they are here in the US....
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Does anybody happen to know of a nerd oriented news website similar to this one that isn't terrible? Between this story and the story about smokers having lower IQs, I think I officially just quit slashdot.
What if the child was to fall while you were rescuing him? Who knows what sort of trouble you could get into.
Knowing this, would you volunteer to help him down? Would you feel comfortable telling somebody else to get him down...?
The days of "loco parentis" are long dead. Long live the lawyers!
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When I was a child, a classmate of mine climbed a tree and got stuck. As soon as she was noticed, a teacher called the fire department's non-emergency number, and they showed up with a ladder truck to help her out. Aside from an embarrassment that wore off quickly, she escaped with no injuries.
I'm not sure if there was any policy, but the teacher probably realized this was the best way to go. The girl in the tree was in good health, in no danger of dehydration, and had no problem waiting for the fire department to show up. From a safety standpoint, it was probably a lot safer than getting the building supervisor to show up with an extension ladder.
So, um, couldn't the teacher in this case have called for help?