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Raleigh Councilman Offers Child Naming Rights To Google
Anonymous Meoward writes "In what may be the weirdest perk proposed by a municipal authority to entice business, city councilman Bonner Gaylord has offered to name his unborn children Sergey and Larry, after the founders of Google. All he wants in return is the search giant to build its proposed high-speed fiber-optic network in Raleigh."
Maybe he's internet-starved. You would sell your mother and all your future generations for some sweet bandwidth ;)
WTF am I doing replying to an AC at 5 A.M on a Friday night?
His kids will be Gaylords, no matter what he calls 'em.
Pretty good is actually pretty bad.
Sergey or Gary Gaylord can't be worse names than Bonner Gaylord.
At least it's not Boner Gaylord.
Pretty good is actually pretty bad.
Touching what men wants to do to download porn at high speed.
Not until the one kid gets the nickname Sir Gay Gaylord.
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