Lord British Claims He Owns the Moon
An anonymous reader writes "Following the recent discovery of Richard Garriott's old moon rover, the man known as Lord British has laid claim to his own lunar territory. Moon dwellers, all hail your new overlord!"
Simple. We declare, that as he now has his own land, he and that land, is a country. And that that country just declared war upon us.
*BOOOM*
Done. ^^
Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.