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Warner Brothers Hiring Undercover Anti-Pirates

An anonymous reader writes "TorrentFreak reports that Warner Brothers UK is hiring college students with an IT background to participate in an internship that will pit them against pirates on the Web in an effort to crack down on illegal digital distribution. The intern will literally be on the front-lines of the epic battle against pirated content, ensnaring users in incriminating transactions, issuing takedown requests, and causing general frustration amongst the file-sharing population on the Internet."

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  1. My only question is... by bit9 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where are all the anti-anti-pirates?

  2. Sweet deal by Brian+Boitano · · Score: 3, Funny

    During the 12 month internship the students will have to maintain accounts at private BitTorrent sites, develop link-scanning bots, make trap purchases and perform various other anti-piracy tasks.

    Sounds like a sweet deal! I'll just copy that to my USB hard drive...

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  3. Better look out by Aurisor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Better hope /b doesn't get a list of those interns. It would be really awful if someone were to leak a list of the chosen interns, post it to 4chan, and then have them torture and harass them until they curl up in the fetal position, crying.

  4. Shouldn't that be ... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Funny

    anti-anti pirate-pirate-pirates?

    (Look, Natasha! Is moose and squirrel!)

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  5. Traitors beware! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 4, Funny

    My grandmother told me, that when the Nazis took over Luxemburg (our country), there were people who collaborated with the Nazis. They were called “Gielemännchen“ (yellow mankins), and often wore yellow rain coats. Everyone hated them.

    Wanna know what happened to them when the Nazis were gone?
    They were brutally killed by the villagers. Every single one of them. Often in cruel ways and with blunt objects.

    So beware, if you dare to collaborate with the enemy. Cause they might not be there, when we come for you later.

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  6. I can already hear it, 10 years from now... by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I was young, and I needed the money!"

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  7. Re:They will not collapse! by Cidolfas · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, that's just creative accounting. Why pay taxes on a profit when you can claim it as a loss and still get the money?

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  8. Re:Antimatter by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Funny

    If a pirate and an anti-pirate collide, do we get a large release of energy, and could this be a way of powering the planet. No more need for fossil fuels...

    Be aware that such annihilations usually produce large amounts of dangerous DRM radiation.

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