First Collisions At the LHC
An anonymous reader writes "At 1:06 p.m. Central European Summer Time (CEST) today, the first protons collided at 7 TeV in the Large Hadron Collider. These first collisions, recorded by the LHC experiments, mark the start of the LHC's research program."
Has anyone told Centauri about this?
Mod me down, my New Earth Global Warmingist friends!
that will be later, when they ramp up to 14 TeV, we have a 90% chance of perishing in a "stranglet conversion". However, the legal department of the LHC has advised the directorate that this situation poses no risk, as dead people don't seek redress of grievances via litigation