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Man Sues Neighbor Claiming Wi-Fi Made Him Sick
OrangeMonkey11 writes "A Santa Fe man who claims to suffer from 'electromagnetic sensitivities' has sued his neighbor after she refused to stop using wireless devices. 59-year-old Arthur Firstenberg claims his sensitivity can be set off by cellphones, routers and other electronic devices. From the article: 'Firstenberg, 59, wanted Raphaela Monribot to limit her use of the devices. "I asked her to work with me," he said. "Basically, she refused." So he sued Monribot in state district court, seeking $530,000 in damages and an injunction to force her to turn off the electronics. "Being the target of this lawsuit has affected me very adversely," Monribot said Friday in response to e-mailed questions. "I feel as if my life and liberty are under attack for no valid reason, and it has forced me to have to defend my very basic human rights."'"
He's lucky he doesn't live in a universe where "electromagnetism" is everywhere, all the time. Oh, wait...
Life needs more saving throws.
Blasphemy! I'm going to sue you for that statement, you insensitive clod!
I'm going to sue you for insulting all of us insensitive clods, you insensitive clod!
>>>Ok people, do you have any CLUE how many radio waves are going through your body at any given time?
I'm being irradiated right now.
By my CRT.
Tuned to playboy.
It tingles.
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
Even if it makes it to court the guy won't. I'll be there with a grid of routers, cell phones and all type of other EM emitting radiation devices.
Follow me here: The average household is somewhere around 2400 square feet. Let's assume for simplicity sake that it's a box measuring 49'x49'x10'. That makes for about 6800 square feet of interior surface area. The skin depth for gold at 2.4 GHz is pretty close to 200nm, but to be sure that the vast majority of the signal is stopped lets assume a coating of 1um thickness. 6800 square feet multiplied by 1um yields a volume of about 6e-4 m^3 of gold. Multiplying this by the density of gold (~20gm/cm^3) yields about 12 kilograms of gold. The last time I checked, gold was something close to $1200 dollars an ounce, which works out to be about $508k. So all the guy really wants to do is use the settlement money to WiFi proof his house. And have a gold plated interior. And a little bit left over for hookers and blow.
I have a few powerful crystals that absorb electrosmog here for sale. I also sell Bach-flower tinctures that strengthen you against the onslaught of those waves.
And if you buy that, I also have a beautiful bridge with a top notch view on SF for sale...
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
the more they'll act like morons.
I wish reporters wouldn't give this type of crap the time of day.
Not to defend Arthur The Human Antenna Firstenberg, but perhaps he is suffering from some sort of mental condition and genuinely believes what he is claiming? It doesn't make him right, and may only prove he's watched "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" too many times, but he might only be a mental case and not an asshat.
Never attribute to asshattery that which can be adequately explained by shit house rat crazy.
If i can believe my TV, really strange things seems to happen all the time on islands...
And what's with this discrimination against sensitive clods? I'll be seeing you all in court.
I read TFA and all I got was this lousy cookie
The fun part will be determining if he reacts to the wifi network that will most likely be present in some part of the courthouse. The wireless keyboards and mice on the computers. The sheriff's / bailiff's radio gear...
At 3am I can't hear nothing, my music is way too loud.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
No they don't. Most people are horribly undereducated about the world around them. I blame High Fructose Corn syrup consumption.
Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
Yes, but, which eye do you poke out first?
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"Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
Just kidding, I'm sure no one would be stupid enough to claim that a certain frequency of light caused them physical problems, unless of course it really did...
Great. Just when I was about to paint my house ultraviolet you came along and ruined it. Thanks.
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I had a neighbor worried that my HAM antenna was going to potentially give her cancer, and headaches. I simply explained that my antenna was designed not to give off radiation but to collect it from the front and then refract it backwards. She was happy with that and her headaches from the radiation that she was getting have gone away since my antenna is collecting so much of it!
He wasn't specific to who won. Someone always wins, and someone always loses. It never ends with "they hugged, made up, and went home." :)
Well it does occasionally end like that. Especially when it's a mother suing her daughter on Judge Judy.
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Anybody who claims to be sensitive to this sort of thing and who has not won the million bucks is basically a flat-out liar.
Funny story. Once on /. someone was trying to claim that James Randi was rejecting legitimate claims of Super Powers. They of course failed miserably, but in the course of trying they linked to a randi.org forum post that simply made my day. It was the most awesome post I'd ever seen, at least on this topic.
It was a post by a man who had previously submitted an application to be tested (I think it was for EM sensitivity, but it might have been dousing or something), but -- and here's the awesome part -- he was retracting his application because he'd decided to actually conduct experiments with at least a single-blind format, and concluded based on his experiment that he didn't really have super powers.
Holy fuck. Every so often something happens that gives me a little hope for the human species.
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Well, if you're going to that expense I'd go with infrared because it gives you that warm feeling when you come home... Use caution when applying the paint, you don't want to go to the dermatologist with "french fry face".
You have the right to remain sentient. If you give up the right to remain sentient, you will be elected to public office
Damn Tom, They moved Santa Fe from New Mexico to California?
Cool... that probably raised the IQ in both places.
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make
I can honestly say this is the first time I've ever observed walnut-car anger.
Erm....
If their eyes are "lighting up" then I think they have a perfectly valid reason to sue ;)
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Assuming high noon on the equator, it's a regular window mounted vertically in the wall. The trick is you need a pool mounted at 45 degrees.
I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
But now my head hurts, for some odd reason...
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.