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Gonorrhea As the Next Superbug
WrongSizeGlass writes "Reuters is reporting that Gonorrhea risks becoming a superbug: 'The sexually transmitted disease gonorrhea risks becoming a drug-resistant "superbug" if doctors do not devise new ways of treating it, a leading sexual health expert said.'"
You must live a dull life.
My cure is posting on slashdot.
No one on slashdot will ever be exposed.
Where are these "Nasty Ho's" that you speak of? This dry spell has gone on so long that even knotholes in fences are starting to look good.
I doubt that this would be an issue for the average slashdot reader.
You must be new here.
If sharing a song makes you a pirate, what do I have to share to be a ninja?
For the Claps big return
Attention... all grammer nazi"s! Is they're anything; wrong with: my post,
Well there is your problem: DONT LICK ANYONE WITH GONORRHEA.
Perhaps in the eyes of the overlords, or perhaps evolution, STDs are a "feature not a bug" situation, a form population control. Reducing numbers through the attempt to increase numbers. I wonder if we should start including a Trojan constant in our population growth and decay models. Combined with the social network clusterfuck, perhaps we need a digital vaccine. Hope your not allergic to PCillin.
While on this line of thought, I would liken using Norton to wearing 8 condoms, all which having been poked with a needle, and Spybot Search & Destroy being the "Pull-Out" contraceptive method, and disconnecting from the internet altogether being like a hysterectomy. Unfortunately, we can't forget Live OneCare, which is like wrapping it with toilet paper, drinking a fifth of tequila, taking two viagras, and then wandering around Mexico City.
What was my point again?
'We are trying to prove ourselves wrong as quickly as possible, because only in that way can we find progress.' RPF
So get married and go without. You get to take the wrapper off but you have to eat the same candy every day.
At what price learning? At what cost wisdom? The price is a man's peace of mind, and the cost is his life.
That's not a cure, it's a prevention mechanism.
Speaking as one who regularly succumbs to propositions from strange attractive sexually promiscuous women, I would rather be gorgeous and infected than germ-free and ugly.
Clearly, the geeks shall inherit the Earth.
I wholeheartedly agree.
As a Slashdot reader, I feel I am uniquely situated to speak about abstinence, because unlike all those hypocritical politicians, I obviously practice what I preach. In my experience the best way to avoid getting gonorrhea is to live in your mother's basement and play World of Warcraft.
There's only one thing you have to be careful about: you mustn't let your mother come down there. After a while you get pretty desperate.
Sorry, did you say something? I was too busy having sex, which I, being a youth, do constantly.
a leading sexual health expert
Translation: virgin.
Just lay off the Salsa Cookies and you'll be fine.
Oh yeah...Windmill Cookies too...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpAzvKt_8lk
Where were you when I had mod points? ... that's not such a good question, is it.
you get to eat candy every day?
How is this news for nerds?
Being nerd protects me quite well from such diseases. Is this some sort of appeal from non-nerds for our help?
correct you need 2 - with some chilli paste between them.
:D
that way one of you will know if you develop a leak
...I obey the laws of physics....
i would not recommend licking Gonorrhea.
Hehe... You said OVERCOME. Didn't know that was possible.
The game.
Go back to church dickhead.
And you think priests don't have Gonorrhea?
only in the literal sense
This seemed like a reasonable sig at the time.
Not very hard.
That's what she said
Well, depending on how the tenant pays the rent...
Similar to the upcoming US election results
To paraphrase my doc (who also happens to be a good friend of mine): I studied med, so I could get my hand at the more interesting drugs legally.
There's your reason why they spend a decade in college.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
Oh no she didn't!
*snaps fingers*
... Only if you're trying to wash your junk by having sex.
Finally had enough. Come see us over at https://soylentnews.org/
You can also buy fences on Craigslist.
I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
A guy catches a STD. He goes to MD and doc prescribes him "yogurt therapy" - he is to dip his dick into yogurt for 15 minutes twice a day and additionally, after every sexual intercourse. One day, he does a prostitute. After they are done, he sits on the edge of bed, pours a glass of yogurt and starts his procedure. She looks in disbelief and says: "You learn something new each day. I've been in the business for ten years and I find out just now that it's refilled like a fountain pen!"
Does anyone want my other sandwich? I'm not hungry..