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Gonorrhea As the Next Superbug
WrongSizeGlass writes "Reuters is reporting that Gonorrhea risks becoming a superbug: 'The sexually transmitted disease gonorrhea risks becoming a drug-resistant "superbug" if doctors do not devise new ways of treating it, a leading sexual health expert said.'"
You must live a dull life.
My cure is posting on slashdot.
No one on slashdot will ever be exposed.
Where are these "Nasty Ho's" that you speak of? This dry spell has gone on so long that even knotholes in fences are starting to look good.
I doubt that this would be an issue for the average slashdot reader.
For the Claps big return
Attention... all grammer nazi"s! Is they're anything; wrong with: my post,
Well there is your problem: DONT LICK ANYONE WITH GONORRHEA.
Perhaps in the eyes of the overlords, or perhaps evolution, STDs are a "feature not a bug" situation, a form population control. Reducing numbers through the attempt to increase numbers. I wonder if we should start including a Trojan constant in our population growth and decay models. Combined with the social network clusterfuck, perhaps we need a digital vaccine. Hope your not allergic to PCillin.
While on this line of thought, I would liken using Norton to wearing 8 condoms, all which having been poked with a needle, and Spybot Search & Destroy being the "Pull-Out" contraceptive method, and disconnecting from the internet altogether being like a hysterectomy. Unfortunately, we can't forget Live OneCare, which is like wrapping it with toilet paper, drinking a fifth of tequila, taking two viagras, and then wandering around Mexico City.
What was my point again?
'We are trying to prove ourselves wrong as quickly as possible, because only in that way can we find progress.' RPF
So get married and go without. You get to take the wrapper off but you have to eat the same candy every day.
At what price learning? At what cost wisdom? The price is a man's peace of mind, and the cost is his life.
That's not a cure, it's a prevention mechanism.
Speaking as one who regularly succumbs to propositions from strange attractive sexually promiscuous women, I would rather be gorgeous and infected than germ-free and ugly.
Clearly, the geeks shall inherit the Earth.
a leading sexual health expert
Translation: virgin.
Mexico City.
'We are trying to prove ourselves wrong as quickly as possible, because only in that way can we find progress.' RPF
correct you need 2 - with some chilli paste between them.
:D
that way one of you will know if you develop a leak
...I obey the laws of physics....
Go back to church dickhead.
And you think priests don't have Gonorrhea?
Not very hard.
That's what she said
Does anyone want my other sandwich? I'm not hungry..