Blizzard Announces New Battle.net Matchmaking

thefritob writes "Blizzard is announcing their new Battle.net Matchmaking service. Find your perfect partner to lay waste the the Zerg hordes or meet that lvl 70 Orc warrior that shares your taste for 'ganking noobs.'"

Comments

Kill me! Kill me!

[e2d2]

JFC Kill me now! Just do it! Kill me now and get the pain over with!

Orc's are the easiest.

[adosch]

I hear that level 30 Orc's put out the most on the first date. Every Mage's wet dream in their parent's basement eh?! There's no bondage like gruesome death and destruction on the battlefield.

Re:Orc's are the easiest.

[Locke2005]

Level 30 Orc's put out the most on the first date Dude, everybody knows that's because they are so friggin' ugly! The Elves are the one you wanna date; they are really good in bed... only problem is, it's a bit difficult to tell the female elves from the male elves... oh, and their ears aren't the only thing that's pointed!

Re:WHERE'S STARCRAFT 2

[Monkeedude1212]

I know a buddy of mine who wrote a simple shell script that could do that.

The world peace thing, I mean. Not the hook up.

An April Fool's summary article

[idontgno]

At The Escapist, there was a summary of this year's gaming-related April Foolery. The article had one actually useful tidbit of information.

I now know a good acronym synonym for "gearscore", which is the current fetish on every WoW Looking-For-Group chat channel.

It's "Equipment Potency EquivalencE Number (EPEEN)"

E.P.E.E.N.

[dbet]

This one was a little funnier I thought. Although it pokes fun at WoW culture rather than generic game culture.