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Grounded Russian Nuclear Sub Photographed With Sonar

Lanxon sends in an intriguing piece from Wired: "This eerie wreck image is not computer-generated. It's the sonar image of Russian nuclear submarine B-159 (called K-159 before decommissioning), which has been lying 248m down in the Barents Sea, between Norway and Russia, since 2003. The Russian Federation hired Adus, a Scottish company that specializes in high-resolution sonar surveying, to evaluate if it would be possible to recover the wreck. 'The operation was complicated as the submarine was very deep, so we had to use the sonar equipment mounted on a remotely operated vehicle' [also pictured in the article], says Martin Dean, the managing director of Adus and a forensic-wreck archaeologist. 'We also had a problem with the surveying due to the density of North Atlantic cod attracted to the sound of the sonar and the light of the cameras.'"

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  1. Re:Oblig. sonar joke... by Cryacin · · Score: 1, Funny

    Um, sir... I don't quite know how to explain this, but we just passed this Geiger counter over your baby, and well, it went nuts! Did your wife perchance eat weapons grade plutonium during her pregnancy?!?

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  2. Re:Pardon my pedanticism... by lennier1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I doubt sunk submarines are that active on Chatroulette.

  3. Re:The image *is* computer generated by Droideka-TheGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Definitely photo-shopped.

  4. Re:Must have been built well by Mitchell314 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are you crazy? That sub is nothing more than a bunch of lines now.

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  5. Re:Pardon my pedanticism... by gig · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, not using "sonographed" is the bigger mistake.

  6. Re:The image *is* computer generated by treeves · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sono-shopped, you mean.

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  7. Re:Fishies! by mjwx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thought the sonar wasn't good for the marine life in that they would avoid it. Is this a peculiarity of cod?

    Not really, the lazy sods are just using this as the excuse for getting the lines out and drinking for an hour on Russian government money.

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  8. Re:Pardon my pedanticism... by Jurily · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a shame. Or, maybe it's a pancake. Doesn't make any difference to most people.

    I'm very apancaked that Slashdot has editors who can't read.