iPad Progress Report
Now that the 300,000 early adopters have had a few days to play and work with their iPads, we're moving beyond the "first impressions" articles (but here's a video of a 2-1/2-year-old's first encounter with the device). The detailed reviews aren't out yet. The largest source of early complaints is a complex of problems with Wi-Fi reception. Apple has posted a technical support note implicitly acknowledging the problems and suggesting some work-arounds — specifically, changing SSIDs or encryption methods on base stations that offer both 2.4-GHz and 5.8-GHz signals. Finally, here's a detailed look at the gratuitous pain Apple imposes on those desiring to get iWork files transferred from and to the iPad.
still wiping away all the man juice on my ipad. i just can't help it, everytime i see it i have to...!!!....oh no, not again! thanks a lot steve!
I've had mine for about a day now. Yesterday evening I was figuring out how to use it, and I felt fine. I fucked my wife, and then went to bed.
Last night I had extremely vivid dreams about tight clothes and sodomy. And this morning, I woke up with a rock-solid erection. It only subsided once I accessed some gay pornography on my tablet, and stroked myself off.
Things have gotten worse since then. I no longer have any sexual attraction towards women. In fact, the only cravings I have now are for fat cock and buttsex. I just lisped, and I'm having trouble typing this (my wrists are giving out).
What the hell is happening to me?
I still don't have an iPod.
Sansa Disk!!!!!!