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iPad Progress Report

Now that the 300,000 early adopters have had a few days to play and work with their iPads, we're moving beyond the "first impressions" articles (but here's a video of a 2-1/2-year-old's first encounter with the device). The detailed reviews aren't out yet. The largest source of early complaints is a complex of problems with Wi-Fi reception. Apple has posted a technical support note implicitly acknowledging the problems and suggesting some work-arounds — specifically, changing SSIDs or encryption methods on base stations that offer both 2.4-GHz and 5.8-GHz signals. Finally, here's a detailed look at the gratuitous pain Apple imposes on those desiring to get iWork files transferred from and to the iPad.

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  1. Wiping Away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    still wiping away all the man juice on my ipad. i just can't help it, everytime i see it i have to...!!!....oh no, not again! thanks a lot steve!

  2. My status report. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I've had mine for about a day now. Yesterday evening I was figuring out how to use it, and I felt fine. I fucked my wife, and then went to bed.

    Last night I had extremely vivid dreams about tight clothes and sodomy. And this morning, I woke up with a rock-solid erection. It only subsided once I accessed some gay pornography on my tablet, and stroked myself off.

    Things have gotten worse since then. I no longer have any sexual attraction towards women. In fact, the only cravings I have now are for fat cock and buttsex. I just lisped, and I'm having trouble typing this (my wrists are giving out).

    What the hell is happening to me?

    1. Re:My status report. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      this

  3. Re:early adaptor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I still don't have an iPod.

    Sansa Disk!!!!!!