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Japanese Astronaut Gets Designer "Space Suit"
Naoko Yamazaki knows you have to look good at work even if your work is in outer space. Japanese fashion designer Tae Ashida has created a designer suit for the female astronaut to wear during her stay on the International Space Station. "As a female designer, I chose a design and colour with a sense of grace ... so that she can feel at ease as she carries out a tough mission in a male-dominated, bleak atmosphere. It's like a dream come true to see my clothes worn in space," said Ashida. "I'm looking forward to seeing her wear my design."
No girls are going to be able to live up to the high-fashion ideals of calf length without some serious orthopedic surgical intervention.
Considering the astronaut has already been in space for two days now....
"There is a way that seems right to a man, but its end is the way of death." Proverbs 16:25 (NKJV)
Space suit refers to the equipment needed to operate in vacuum.
This is just a set of "work clothes" for one particular astronaut.
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Might be a good designer, but definitely isn't a good artist. Either that or she thought the astronaut's legs were the same length as the rest of her body.
I have yet to see any fashion design sketches that were anatomically correct in their proportions. I gather that such sketches are meant to be impressionistic rather than realistic.
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so that she can feel at ease as she carries out a tough mission
Fuck Tae!
My god, the summary leads you to believe they actually made a designer "space-suit", you know, for EVAs. At least that's what it led *me* to believe.
This is GAP for the Japanese Space Agency. Boo!
Man, legs like those could wrap around you twice!
Must be a slow news day.
At least it will have ports for tentacles~
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Maybe next time she can design a spacesuit for a human. It's been a long time since the fashion industry designed anything for actual human beings.
I think 'designer' clothing is a scam in any form or market. Paying more for something because a certain person's name is on it is the height of shallow stupidity. Extending this to a market where safety and reliability are the only real concerns, and adding fashion concerns over function, is simply irresponsible. If any of these suits are actually produced and used, it will be abundantly clear why the space program on this planet as a whole is failing.
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Don't worry -- I hear stilts are all the rage among astronauts these days.
Fashion ... I still don't understand it.
Also popular among astronauts, Standing?
Except the clothing is intended to be worn on people, so how can you judge if it will actually look good if you design it for aliens? It's like car designers intentionally doing all their drawings such that only 3' midgets can use the car or furniture designers intentionally drawing things out of proportion to the human form. The purpose of sketches is to develop and test ideas before a prototype is made, but if you have to completely rework the proportions between sketching and prototyping then the sketch is worthless for the purpose of judging the aesthetic appeal of the design. It is like the entire fashion industry is in denial about what medium they working in.
I bet it's just marketing. A designer could probably show a woman a picture like this, and have the woman's reaction be "I want to look like that!" It's not physically possible to look like that, but a long, slender form is viewed as more graceful than a short stumpy guy, so it's probably just marketing. They're trying to sell the fantasy instead of the reality.
Now that I think about it, there's got to be a connection between this and anorexic models. The models are probably under pressure to look like the drawings (vacant stares and everything).
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Well, assuming the fashion world is a self-adoration circle (I have yet to see something which would make that impression certainly false), making the designs look better than they really are does serve a purpose...
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If they were concerned what it looked like on people, they would have average people as the medium, not 6 foot, 90 lb caricatures of women shaking their hips down a runway.
These are artists, not engineers. Logic and accuracy need not apply.
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There you go...
http://mvl.mit.edu/EVA/biosuit/index.html (check the gallery)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_activity_suit
You don't really need insulation from "cold" and vacuum - human skin is already great for those; it's almost impenetrable to gasses, and "cold" isn't the same kind of problem as in the atmoshpere (because there's no direct heat exchange) - after all, vacuum is a pretty good heat insulator (thermos...), so you have to worry mostly about overheating...and skin has great mechanism to deal with that (+ the suit being bright so it won't get too hot in sunlight). Radiation...well, shield for that can be a loose, external (even separate) layer.
The only major thing human skin lacks is mechanical rigidity; it expands in a vacuum, causing internal pressure of the body to drop. Well, suits from above links combat that expansion by providing mechanical pressure required.
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Definitely Pencilshopped. I'm certain I've seen this on PencilshopDisasters.com.
You obviously don't watch enough anime, I bet you probably have a girlfriend too. GTFO breeder!
The models are under pressure not to detract from the clothes. For fashion photography, the models are pretty much simply living hangers. The are there to make the clothes look good, not the other way around. If you want to women that look good, you would be in glamour photography. I doubt you'd find too many anorexic glamour models, but that is because the subject of the photo is the women, not the clothing. Sure, they could shoot fashion photography like they shoot glamor, but then the focus would be on the women and not the clothing, the thing that they are trying to sell. When complaining about fashion models, you are simply confusing the frame for the picture.
I'm sure designer clothes will inspire the males in the male-dominated atmosphere to take great pains to put the female at ease. Because really what keeps us male astronauts from treating you female astronauts with the dignity and respect that you _deserve_ is simply that you dress like hobos.
PS: not actually an astronaut.