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Woman Creates 3-D Erotic Book For the Blind

Lisa J. Murphy has written an erotic book with tactile images for that special visually impaired porn connoisseur in your life. Tactile Mind contains explicit softcore raised images, along with Braille text and photos. From the article: "A photographer with a certificate in Tactile Graphics from the Canadian National Institute for the Blind, Murphy learned to create touchable images of animals for books for visually impaired children. Then she realized that there was a lack of such books for adults only. 'There are no books of tactile pictures of nudes for adults, at least the last time I looked around,' says Murphy. 'We're breaking new ground. Playboy has [an edition with] Braille wording, but there are no pictures.' She says that while we live in a culture saturated with sexual images, the blind have been 'left out.'"

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  1. Hmmm by arcite · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope she skips the goatse 3D pictorial.... even for the Blind, once something has been 'touched' it can't be 'untouched'.

    1. Re:Hmmm by leety · · Score: 5, Funny

      The exclusion of Goatse from any pictorial erotica collection would be leaving a significant hole...

    2. Re:Hmmm by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Funny

      The inclusion of Goatse in any pictorial erotica would also involve a significant hole.

    3. Re:Hmmm by leety · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hahaha, you uncovered my craftily disguised single entendre!

    4. Re:Hmmm by mutube · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Mmmmm... This book is deep"

    5. Re:Hmmm by RandomFactor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is pentaplegic a word?

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    6. Re:Hmmm by interkin3tic · · Score: 2, Informative

      wooshmodded! (That being my term for when someone makes a response to a funny or sarcastic post, misses the point, and in fact restates the joke more obvious or the point without sarcasm, and gets modded higher for it. It seemed important when I started explaining this...)

  2. Re:Sculptures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    that's what i kept telling that museum security guard but he just wouldn't listen

  3. I'm surprised... by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...that they missed the opportunity to make it a pop-up.

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  4. Erotic Braille by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Question: What are tits?

    Answer: It's braille for "touch here".

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    1. Re:Erotic Braille by mrsurb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I though the joke was Q: "What are the bumps on the areolae for?"

    2. Re:Erotic Braille by ptbarnett · · Score: 2, Funny

      I though the joke was Q: "What are the bumps on the areolae for?"

      It is. And the answer is "It's braille for 'Kiss here'."

  5. One word: Staples by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny

    'We're breaking new ground. Playboy has [an edition with] Braille wording, but there are no pictures.'

    They had to withdraw it - too many teenagers were injuring themselves on the centerfold staples.

    'There are no books of tactile pictures of nudes for adults, at least the last time I looked around,' says Murphy.

    How would you find them by LOOKING??? Duh!

    1. Re:One word: Staples by interkin3tic · · Score: 3, Funny

      'We're breaking new ground. Playboy has [an edition with] Braille wording, but there are no pictures.'

      They had to withdraw it - too many teenagers were injuring themselves on the centerfold staples.

      Maybe that was intentional. Playboy without the pictures, just the articles? I'd rather impale my finger on a staple read than Norman Mailer's latest clap-trap about his waning libido.

      (This Simpson's reference probably would have been funnier before 2007, or were Norman Mailer still alive.)

  6. Mel Brooks got there first. by Mal-2 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Mel Brooks got there first, with the blind servant's "reading material" in Robin Hood, Men In Tights.

    Mal-2

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    1. Re:Mel Brooks got there first. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The link would be helpful: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4inyhzOv_LQ

      anon to avoid the 2-hour delay between comments...

  7. You Shouldn't Encourage Obsessions by mindbrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    Every body knows masturbation leads to blindness, so, now, she's gonna push these people even further. Haven't they paid a big enough price already for their obsession?

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    1. Re:You Shouldn't Encourage Obsessions by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Every body knows masturbation leads to blindness, so, now, she's gonna push these people even further.

      Who knows, maybe it wraps around and they'll be able to see again!

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    2. Re:You Shouldn't Encourage Obsessions by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who knows, maybe it wraps around and they'll be able to see again!

      ... from behind!

  8. Oblig. Men in Tights by mrspecialhead · · Score: 2, Funny

    Blinkin: Oh Master Robin! You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
    Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'm over here.

  9. Playboy is working on a special tactile issue by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 3, Funny

    It will consist of a 3D pictorial of Jennifer Love Hewitt, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Connelly, Halle Berry, Salma Hayek and Christina Hendricks from Mad Men.

    Trouble is, it's about a meter thick...

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  10. Re:Is that picture supposed to be erotic? by sznupi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It really seems creepy if the blind perceive faces that way.

    Or...that example might be simply a case of practical approach; recognizing that the msin reason faces are detailed in "normal" naked photos is...because leaving it that way is the easiest thing to do ;p (while here there's some sculping involved)

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  11. Re:Is that picture supposed to be erotic? by sopssa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It really seems creepy if the blind perceive faces that way.

    Eh.

    Leaving aside the fact that I'm pretty sure they don't (just try touching a face and it will not "look" like that), what we perceive and look as beautiful things are just what we know or have heard of. It's wonderful you would categorize them as "creepy".

  12. Re:"Hands on" pornography? by rubycodez · · Score: 3, Funny

    Blind man walks into department store, reaches down and grabs his Labrador retriever by the hind legs and starts swinging it in a wide circle over his head.
    Clerk: "what are you doing??!!"
    Blind Man: "Don't mind me, I'm just looking around"

  13. Re:"Hands on" pornography? by Sulphur · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe this will sell some 3-D printers.

  14. How does a blind person know what "sexy" means? by Dragoniz3r · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I ask this question seriously, and from a psychological perspective. We learn as we grow up what the social norms of attractiveness are, do we not? Isn't that why they have meandered and oscillated many times over human history? So then how does a blind person figure out what attractive physical traits are? Uncle Bob can tell little Johnny that girls with big boobs are hot, but if Johnny can't see boobs, then how will he know what that even means*? So what would distinguish between a hot chick and an ugly chick, for a blind person? In particular, much of what makes women attractive (or not) would seem to be things that would be extremely difficult to portray in any tactile way, such as hair color and length, small features of the face/nose/mouth area, and the like. Perhaps I underestimate the sensitivity of a blind person's fingers.

    Notice, I am not asking why a blind person would find these sexually arousing. I'm asking how the norms of what is and isn't hot would be established for someone with a limited sensory pool. It makes perfect sense to me that a blind man who's touched boobs before would get off on pretending he's touching boobs while stroking a curved... er... now I know why blind uncle Ted always strokes the arms of his chair like that...

    * I assume, of course, that he doesn't go around feeling up everyone he meets in a brute-force attempt to uncover Uncle Bob's meaning

    1. Re:How does a blind person know what "sexy" means? by MrCrassic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sex is an instinctive trait. Similarly, a person's attractiveness delves deeper than the eye can see or the (conscious) mind can perceive.

      Ever wonder why some dudes that are BUTT ugly manage to get with drop-dead gorgeous women? Some of those guys know how to walk, talk and even radiate qualities that attract women in ways even they don't fully understand. Pick-up artists spend most of their practice tapping these "switches" to either (a) attract/seduce as many (preferably HOT) women as possible and/or (b) compensate for areas that would normally make them unattractive to most of them (like looks, lack of money, etc.). Women, in fact, practice the same "magic;" many are trained at much earlier ages from reading popular "girlie" magazines like Cosmopolitan and Seventeen. Us guys think those pages are full of fluff; women soak it up...and it works.

      I'll keep this abridged and just link to Mystery's (Eric von Marcovik) bio. This guy is a total nut, not that physically attractive and way the fuck detached from reality...but he can do practically whatever he wants with practically any woman he wants, anywhere0...and make them like it! (Disclaimer: I was "involved" in that community for a few months two years ago in the quest to fix a lot of personal social issues. No, I did not do the boot camps: way too much money. Yes, the basics did wonders for me.)

      So what does this have to do with blind people (or people close to it)? Even though they, at worst case, may not "follow social norms" when it comes to physical attractiveness, that doesn't mean they don't know what "sexiness" is since the perception of "sexiness" is much deeper than our understanding can comprehend...

      Obligatory example: My former girlfriend of four years (as in first, not only) had a friend who was blind, but was a total sexaholic. This girl LOVED having sex...but she was completely blind. Example deux: I had a brief stint with a woman who was almost completely blind as well, and she was way hornier than I was.

  15. I would comment... by hackus · · Score: 2, Funny

    but, I simply won't touch this.

    -Hack

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  16. Nobody saw this coming... by mathfeel · · Score: 3, Funny

    I mean, nobody.

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  17. Re:Sculptures by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My in-laws are blind. Going to the Louvre and Versailles with them was a fascinating experience. The museum personnel, realizing that they were blind, would lead them (and me since I was leading them) past the ropes, and we would get to go and touch everything. Yes, they got to touch some of the (less famous) sculptures. My father-in-law distinctly groped the boobs on one of the them, which gave us (the guard, me, and my father-in-law) a good laugh. My mother-in-law of course figured out what he was doing and told him to stop it.

    My father-in-law claims that he had touched art forms before and it didn't do anything for him. So, I'm skeptical about this. A pornographic braille book, on the other hand, seems more up their alley.

    Yes, I have odd conversations with my in-laws. They are rather 'open'. Ugh. They say the only thing funnier (and louder) than blind people having sex is deaf people having sex.

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