StarCraft Cheating Scandal Rocks Korea
dotarray writes with this snippet: "The largest scandal in e-sports history is currently unfolding in Korea, with revelations that a number of current pro gamers are involved with match setups and illegal betting. While the gamers are unnamed at this point, the story is said to touch many A-list StarCraft celebrities, including sAviOr, Ja Mae Yoon, one of the best-known and most successful players of all time."
So that one player who kept typing "power overwhelming" every match wasn't just bragging about his skill in broken English? Wow, I thought it was just his catchphrase...
....the world yawns.
No, no, no. Ur doin it rong. Don't spell out the joke so blatantly. Be more subtle. Say "so he's the new king of pop?" or "I don't remember hearing any of his songs". That way you'll be guaranteed a funny mod.
And four offtopic/flamebaits.
1/3 of jokes get modded OT. If you get the joke, mod 1 in 3 insightful/interesting/underrated to restore karma balance.