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Woman Claims Wii Fit Caused Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Amanda Flowers always liked her Wii Fit but now she can't get enough of it. Amanda claims a fall from her balance board damaged a nerve and has left her suffering from persistent sexual arousal syndrome. From the article: "The catering worker said: 'It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.' A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve."

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  1. Queue the same joke over and over... by BitHive · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "nice"

  2. Worst Source Ever by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Star? Come on, really?

    Why not the National Enquirer? Or the Globe?

    1. Re:Worst Source Ever by madprof · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think that story is one of the best examples of British tabloid journalism you'll find. It's almost perfectly written, in fact.

      Base, trashy and possibly bollocks. You can only find this high quality of bullshit in the British press. It's just got more...style.

  3. Re:Hold on by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Uhm, wait a second, this is Slashdot, we aren't supposed to talk about how we meet lovely women and sleep with them. We're supposed to all be bitter about having never gotten laid. Way to end the stereotypes!

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    SSC
  4. Re:Oh my god!! by lee1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You need one more of these:

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  5. Re:Hold on by c6gunner · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sheesh, get a room. Nobody wants to know about you and your RealDoll.

  6. Only men could find humor in this article by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Q. What do you call a "male nymphomaniac"?
    A. Redundant.

  7. Re:I might be able to help by jamesh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You obviously didn't read the footnote, that says "but really, if that happens then you're doing it wrong".

  8. Re:Have some compassion by deniable · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Are you going to clean that up?

  9. Re:I might be able to help by nurd68 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I know it does. A friend got one for her birthday once, with explicit instructions to don it immediately.

    The remote was passed around the party.

    She soon developed an amusing twitch in her conversations...