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Woman Claims Wii Fit Caused Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
Amanda Flowers always liked her Wii Fit but now she can't get enough of it. Amanda claims a fall from her balance board damaged a nerve and has left her suffering from persistent sexual arousal syndrome. From the article: "The catering worker said: 'It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.' A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve."
Uhm, wait a second, this is Slashdot, we aren't supposed to talk about how we meet lovely women and sleep with them. We're supposed to all be bitter about having never gotten laid. Way to end the stereotypes!
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I think that story is one of the best examples of British tabloid journalism you'll find. It's almost perfectly written, in fact.
Base, trashy and possibly bollocks. You can only find this high quality of bullshit in the British press. It's just got more...style.
Sheesh, get a room. Nobody wants to know about you and your RealDoll.
You obviously didn't read the footnote, that says "but really, if that happens then you're doing it wrong".
I know it does. A friend got one for her birthday once, with explicit instructions to don it immediately.
The remote was passed around the party.
She soon developed an amusing twitch in her conversations...